Let me make this simple and easy to follow.
1. Gaia does not in any way equal Myspace.
2. Nor are their profiles the same.
3. Given the above, stop spamming those retarded little squares that say "Bite me" or "I cut myself to see my tears run pink" or s**t. Seriously people.
4. Grayscale is not deep or emotional. Period.
5. Grayscale with one thing in color is not deep or emotional. Period.
6. Fake blood is available by the gallon, so don't expect me to believe those wrist slashes are real. If they were, I would be rejoicing.
7. Rainbows are not unique or original.
8. Not even combined with lip shots, fake fangs, flowers, fingernails, toenails, roofing nails, etc.
9. ESPECIALLY not combined with eyes.
10. If you could pull off grayscale or rainbows, you wouldn't need to.
11. Dog tags belong on retrievers or jarheads, not your girlfriend. Even if she is both.
12. Angle shots do not make you look slimmer or more attractive. All they do is give us vertigo, and vomit is hard to clean out of keyboards.
13. There is nothing significantly magical or supernatural about the following numbers. 7 and 13.
14. There is something magical about 69 and 420, but for a TOTALLY different reason.
15. Don't dye your hair black. It never helps.
16. Fingernails are perfectly fine with or without polish. They are not fine covered in cheap Wal-Mart cosmetic crude oil.
17. More eyeliner does not equal more acceptance.
18. Marijuana isn't cool. You'll understand that when you end up with lung cancer.
19. Getting drunk isn't cool. You'll understand that when you end up with liver disease.
20. This is the internet. Don't bare your body for acceptance, you get accepted by the wrong people.
21. Common sense helps. A lot.
That will be all.
 Val Ritz · Sat Jun 26, 2010 @ 02:04am · 1 Comments |
