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Smoke and Mirrors
Lately I've kind of been slowly coming to the strange realization that my life really is bizarre...but not in big cosmic ways. It's on a much smaller scale - the tricks are all smoke and mirrors.
Vices
It seems to me that generally, it is not good to be addicted to things. At the top of that list are meth, crank, alcohol, sex, gambling, etc. A little further down on that list you'll find things like energy drinks and coffee. And then you'll find a section of the top 15 things I personally am completely addicted to.

"..."
(Well...I just kind of like them...yeah....)

Google
(Hang on a moment, I just realized I've never googled google!)

lying
(But not really.)

apocalyptic movies
(Can I hear it for Andremeda Strain?)

writing
(I just can't seem to stop!)

making up words
(I mean, it's just so bamwhoozling, you know?)

The Beatles
(hey Jude, if you don't agree that they're amazing, I'm sure we can work it out - if not, I'll just let it be)

bad puns
(I sent my friend a list of ten amazing puns, hoping that at least a couple would make her laugh. But she didn't find them funny at all, and no pun in ten did)

hopeless romantics
(I'm just a sucker for em. There's no helping it! You know what I'm talking about - the whole roses, candelight, candy, cute notes in your locker, gooey mess. I fall for it every time.)

Miyazaki films
(Hello! The guy is brilliant! My favorite has got to be Princess Mononoke, but Spirited Away is a close second. He's so imaginative and original.)

my guitar
(Just to be clear, when I say I'm addicted to my guitar, I'm not trying to imply that I smoke it. I just play it until the skin on my fingers is about to peel off. Because I can't stop! I love it!)

my very, VERY bad French accent
(It eez joost brilliunt!)

Japanese exclamations
(Sugoi! Yatta! Banzai! Neko sushi!)

Plurals
(Especially ones that I can't quite figure out - for example, what is the plural of "platypus"? Is it "platipli?" "Platypuses?" Or my personal favorite, "platypoose"?)

Lists
(I make lists out of everything. Seriously, it's almost sad. Lists of things to do, names for my dog - should I ever actually get one - lists of guy names I like that start with the letter "J", lists of my various vices - everything. I even have a list of lists I've made. It's sad.)

So if there are any support groups you would like me to look into, please give me the link to their official website. That is, I guess, unless it's that stupid hopeless romantics anonymous (or HRA) group. Because I tried that one out once, and those guys are all too much saps. That, and there was a little too much drama there. It was worse than a freaking sorority, cheerleading squad, and an HBO daytime movie all combined into one.






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Weregirl89
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commentCommented on: Sat Mar 21, 2009 @ 10:45am
Holy guacamole, frijoles, and beans! I think you are me in either the future or the past oor you are like my twin!!??Creepy! heart


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