There are many intricacies in becoming Mona: one can not simply wake up one day and decide to be her. Some of her fellows in the Pantheon of Awesome are September, Laura, Mark, and Austin, along with all others who have attained the title Nerdfighter.Everyone strives to reach the levels of Mona, but none know the right steps. Farther direction must be followed in order to know how to be her:
✂Wear sunglasses in the dark:
→ → → The sun never sets on the cool.
✂Change your name to Mark:
→ → → Even if you're a chick. Cause it's a dope name.
✂Find a girl named Laura; and befriend her:
→ → → Everyone knows how sweet Laura (circus of delirium) is.
✂Buy a Zune. Now name it Mr. Tumnus:
→ → → Who doesn't want a Zune named after a Faun?
✂Obtain the look of a lack of sleep, or as some misinterpret it, how a stoner looks:
→ → → Aid in looking like this: Gaia Online, insomnia, Composition homework, along with any other thing else that may distract.
✂Intense discipline to train oneself to not need a lot of sleep:
→ → → Who better to protect the family from invading pirate and ninja armies than you? Train hard, pulling all-nighters is a constant for the Awesome.
✂Don't do drugs:
→ → → For that would destroy one's Awesome and Sexy.
✂Mindset. This is a multi-faceted and complex thing to achieve:
→ → → Enemies will not know what one is thinking or why one does what s/he does.
✂Master the control of emotions, almost to the point of catatonia:
→ → → Letting your emotions get to you will hinder becoming laid back and non-caring.
✂Adopt the view that everyone is not pure and nice:
→ → → The world is full of people who want something from you.
✂One must believe the above because Pantheon of Awesome knows that those surrounding Them have ulterior motives in some of their actions:
→ → → Such as looking for praise or mocking Them, and this is evident in everyday encounters with Their school mates.
✂Think in complicated words, and speak those words when spoken to:
→ → → Remember: above is to create confusion and disorder from the thoughts in the people around you, not to inspire or influence.
Luck is wished to all who try. Pantheon of Awesome gave Their opinion to those who try to become one of Them:
“One can not be what others do not wish them to be and thou canst not be Us. Try as thee may, walls in your soul prevent you from making a decision that will forever alter your life, causing failure of a catastrophic kind.”
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