☆ The Grim Reaper wears a pink kimono.
☆ Cats are not water-resistant;
☆ Neither are mud-zombies.
☆ 5+2-3 = Fish
☆ Sayer wore his scarf to hide the hickies.
☆ Life is better when you're medicated.
☆ Sticks and stones can break you bones. And words can hurt like hell.
☆ When you take off your sweatshirt your shirt comes up.
☆ ALWAYS hit save.
☆ Check to see if there's toilet paper before you sit down.
☆ It is possible to have a conversation using less than five syllables.
☆ Don't step in poop.
☆ September is a sex fiend.
☆ It is possible to have three halves.
☆ If you question it, bad things will happen.
☆ If there is white sticky stuff on the ceiling fan in your hotel room, get a new room.
☆ iPods are sarcastic.
☆ Generally, it's not a good idea to question the mature content filters. burning_eyes
☆ People tend to think the freezer is a good hiding place. You know, for money, bodies, broccoli...
☆ Remember to breathe while laughing.
☆ Cell phone batteries do not last forever.
☆ Erasing the picture takes a lot longer than getting a new sheet of paper.
☆ A pencil without an eraser might just as well be a pen.
☆ Life is more fun as a freak.
☆ There is no 'top' Antartica. Only more ice.
☆ Therefore proving Santa is not real. I know, I know. I cried for hours.
☆ No person has two spleens.
☆ Acknowledging you are doing wrong makes doing wrong okay i.e. singing, "LITTER! I am littering!" while you do so.
☆ Life is not a box of chocolates.
☆ H and K are not next to each other in the alphabet;
☆ They are, however, next to each other in the standard equation of a circle.
☆ Mr. Two Bon Clay is gay. It rhymes, it's proof!
☆ No one's bringin' sexy back.
☆ Well, maybe September is...
☆ Light is dark.
☆ Some things are better left unknown.
☆ Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
☆ If at first you don't succeed...quit...failure may be your thing.
☆ There is no vaccine against stupidity.
☆ Strawberry cheesecake is heaven on earth.
☆ Strawberry cheesecake fixes everything. Except my computer.
☆ Sometimes, it's just better to admit you're crazy.
☆ If you read nothing but manga for an entire week your brain will melt.
☆ Manga is more addicting than crack.
☆ When in doubt, order chicken fingers.
☆ If you can't name it, scrape it off your pizza.
☆ Never dance on a tile floor in socks.
☆ All the sweet, sensitive, cute guys already have boyfriends.
☆ Rasberries and chocolate were made for each other.
☆ So are Hiei and Kurama.
☆ If at first you don't succeed, parachuting probably isn't for you... sweatdrop
☆ Curiosity killed the fangirl's last shred of sanity.
☆ It's okay to brag if it's really that awesome.
☆ A dozen does not equal six.
☆ Everybody has the right to be ugly; some abuse the privilege.
☆ The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity, but not in that order.
☆ You can disregard rules if you have money.
☆ The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a cute pair of shoes
☆ Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure as hell make you even.
☆ Dad+easy overly-happy smile=bullshit pearls of wisdom.
☆ Quantum physics proves that Santa is in fact real and lives in Ohio.
☆ Pathological idiot is an actual condition; and is quite common.
☆ Publically investigate just how loudly you can make a croaking noise, every chance you get.
☆ People become offended if you inform them they only exist in your imagination.
☆ Never tell small children they don't look very promising.
☆ You shouldn't challenge a cop to a drag race.
☆ Definitely don't challenge a Drag Queen to a cop race...wait...what!?
☆ Santa Fe is not Sparta, no matter how many potholes.
☆ When life gives you one hundred reasons to cry, show life one thousand reasons to smile.
☆ Redheads are my kryptonite.[/swoon]
☆ Sometimes its better to not question your friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river.
☆ Love makes the world go round, but so does tequila, what's the point?
☆ One way to cheer yourslf up quickly is to scream v****a! really loud.
☆ Pssh, sanity. Who needs it?
☆ That's what HE said!
☆ Cats are not water-resistant;
☆ Neither are mud-zombies.
☆ 5+2-3 = Fish
☆ Sayer wore his scarf to hide the hickies.
☆ Life is better when you're medicated.
☆ Sticks and stones can break you bones. And words can hurt like hell.
☆ When you take off your sweatshirt your shirt comes up.
☆ ALWAYS hit save.
☆ Check to see if there's toilet paper before you sit down.
☆ It is possible to have a conversation using less than five syllables.
☆ Don't step in poop.
☆ September is a sex fiend.
☆ It is possible to have three halves.
☆ If you question it, bad things will happen.
☆ If there is white sticky stuff on the ceiling fan in your hotel room, get a new room.
☆ iPods are sarcastic.
☆ Generally, it's not a good idea to question the mature content filters. burning_eyes
☆ People tend to think the freezer is a good hiding place. You know, for money, bodies, broccoli...
☆ Remember to breathe while laughing.
☆ Cell phone batteries do not last forever.
☆ Erasing the picture takes a lot longer than getting a new sheet of paper.
☆ A pencil without an eraser might just as well be a pen.
☆ Life is more fun as a freak.
☆ There is no 'top' Antartica. Only more ice.
☆ Therefore proving Santa is not real. I know, I know. I cried for hours.
☆ No person has two spleens.
☆ Acknowledging you are doing wrong makes doing wrong okay i.e. singing, "LITTER! I am littering!" while you do so.
☆ Life is not a box of chocolates.
☆ H and K are not next to each other in the alphabet;
☆ They are, however, next to each other in the standard equation of a circle.
☆ Mr. Two Bon Clay is gay. It rhymes, it's proof!
☆ No one's bringin' sexy back.
☆ Well, maybe September is...
☆ Light is dark.
☆ Some things are better left unknown.
☆ Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
☆ If at first you don't succeed...quit...failure may be your thing.
☆ There is no vaccine against stupidity.
☆ Strawberry cheesecake is heaven on earth.
☆ Strawberry cheesecake fixes everything. Except my computer.
☆ Sometimes, it's just better to admit you're crazy.
☆ If you read nothing but manga for an entire week your brain will melt.
☆ Manga is more addicting than crack.
☆ When in doubt, order chicken fingers.
☆ If you can't name it, scrape it off your pizza.
☆ Never dance on a tile floor in socks.
☆ All the sweet, sensitive, cute guys already have boyfriends.
☆ Rasberries and chocolate were made for each other.
☆ So are Hiei and Kurama.
☆ If at first you don't succeed, parachuting probably isn't for you... sweatdrop
☆ Curiosity killed the fangirl's last shred of sanity.
☆ It's okay to brag if it's really that awesome.
☆ A dozen does not equal six.
☆ Everybody has the right to be ugly; some abuse the privilege.
☆ The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity, but not in that order.
☆ You can disregard rules if you have money.
☆ The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a cute pair of shoes
☆ Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure as hell make you even.
☆ Dad+easy overly-happy smile=bullshit pearls of wisdom.
☆ Quantum physics proves that Santa is in fact real and lives in Ohio.
☆ Pathological idiot is an actual condition; and is quite common.
☆ Publically investigate just how loudly you can make a croaking noise, every chance you get.
☆ People become offended if you inform them they only exist in your imagination.
☆ Never tell small children they don't look very promising.
☆ You shouldn't challenge a cop to a drag race.
☆ Definitely don't challenge a Drag Queen to a cop race...wait...what!?
☆ Santa Fe is not Sparta, no matter how many potholes.
☆ When life gives you one hundred reasons to cry, show life one thousand reasons to smile.
☆ Redheads are my kryptonite.[/swoon]
☆ Sometimes its better to not question your friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river.
☆ Love makes the world go round, but so does tequila, what's the point?
☆ One way to cheer yourslf up quickly is to scream v****a! really loud.
☆ Pssh, sanity. Who needs it?
☆ That's what HE said!
Coming Dawn. A new day. Forget yesterday. Life is simple, its just not easy to change.
What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
