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A Very Strange Story

it was a great, sunny day in the middle of April. the great emporer, Hurky the turkey, was celebrating hes birthday. in the midst of his present opening, he opened the finest pair of turkey skates. after opening up various presents including a jar of marmalade, he then went out to go ice skate. since the lake wuz so calm and since Hurkey wuz color-blind and retarded, lik my nieghbor's turkeys, he thought the lake wuz still frozen. so he put on his turkey skates, and wuz about to step into the lake when a bear came up and tried to eat him. the emporer wuz all lik, "how dare u disrespect me!" and he did a whole kung fu scene. the bear died from shock. then along came a platypus and decided to take a swim. Hurkey didnt lik the fact that the platypus wuz swimming in his lake. so he started to charge angrily at the platypus. the platypus wuz already in a bad mood so he got super pissed off. he waddled down to the grocery store and bought some chocolate ice cream. when he returned to the lake, after finishing his ice cream of course, there wuz Hurkey, waiting. Hurkey chased Bobo, the platypus, to a farm that made raido-active drinks in a silo. Bobo then got an idea. he climbed to the top of the silo and drank all of the radio-active liquid. Hurkey followed in a helicopter. a helicopter with machine guns. he aimed at Bobo when suddenly, Bobo grew into a giant, green, glow-in-the-dark platypus. Hurkey died of a heart attack. Bobo then found out he wuz hungry. so he ate the farmer. he didnt lik the taste of humans so he went to the cow's pasture. there he ate all the cows. he liked the taste of cows very much goodly. so then Bobo wuz therefor named Bobo, the Giant, Cow Eating Platypus. he ate all of the cows around the world. he wuz worshipped, and he wuz happy. then came a day when he saw a dragon fly. his attention wuz directed to the dragon fly. Bobo chased it day and night until he got tired. he awoke to a fly buzzing in his ear. he shooed it away but then it landed on his stomach. Bobo blew up.

The End
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