These are some messages that my friend got on her cell phone
Msg 1:
A womans reaction to a guy's d**k size:
9" - pain
8" - wow
7" - heaven
6" - perfect
5" - push harder and harder
4" or less - go ******** yourself
Msg 2:
Sex Recipe
Spread legs wide open and stick in hard banana. Beat until creamy. Enjoy.
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