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Some Of My Childhood Stories(I Wuz A Dumb Kid. Really!)
well. i wuz thinking about when i lived in florida and how it wuz so warm there and how i wuz such a clumsy kid when i thought, "hey, why dont i just tell everyone my stories?"(well everyone that reads my journal, which isnt much) so, u wanna know some stuff. here i go.
1) there wuz a time when i wuz at daycare and i wuz lik 4-5 yrs old(remember that). well, since i wuz a puny little jerk, i liked Barbie dolls ALOT! and i saw on the tv an ad about this knew Barbie thing. i really wanted to get and since i wuznt in school and since i wuz a dumb kid, i didnt know my numbers except for 9 and 1 cause of 911 u know? well i didnt understand the numbers but i understood the 9 and the 1. i imediatly thought of 911 so i snuck out to use the phone and i called 911. when they picked up i quickly asked"where's my Barbie doll?" the person on the phone wuz lik "huh?" and she told me to tell my parents. then i got all mad cause i had a short fuse and i started screaming to give me that Barbie doll. the daycare people found out, had a talk with my parents, i wuz spanked, and we went back home as if nothing had happened. on the way home i wuz still thinking about that Barbie doll.
2) my first easter. i dont remember any of it but we hav vids. on that easter day, me and my family had gone to lik over 5 easter egg hunts. there wuz one that my church wuz holding and in the vid, i picked up my first egg and ran to my mom goin "EASTUR EGG!" i thought it wuz a very rare object because the thought of a bunny shitting out colored plastic eggs with candy inside facinated me. well later on in the day, when i actually had mor than 5 eggs, i ran to my mom, again, but this time my bro followed me. my mum wuz talking to the easter bunny so my bro, edward, got the perfect opportunity to take all of the eggs in my easter basket. i couldnt do anything cause i wuz too retarded and i tried to tell my mom wut he did but she pushed me away telling me to get mor eggs. my bro got away that day. every easter i remind him of wut he did and i get 6 of his easter eggs without complain. if he does complain, i get another egg. so everything works out.
3) another easter story. it wuz on the same day but this time it wuz at our pretty house. i started to learn after awhile not to run to my mom everytime i got an egg. well i wuz at our little swing set and me, as a clumsy little brat, kept on knocking the basket into my leg and eggs kept on popping out. and of course my bro got those eggs too. when i finally realized that my easter eggs "magically" dissapeared i wuz dumbfounded. i wuz all lik "whoa! i just expeirienced magic and i didnt even see any of it! darn" that wuz all caught on tape too. if i can ill try to post it on my profile. if i can. and then at the end of the last easter egg hunt, my mom called us to come inside. well, my bro and sis ran towards the house but, as retarded as i am, i ran the opposite direction. when i found out i wuz going the wrong way, i spun in a circle trying to find my way. well i got pretty entertained with that so i kept on doing it. (i had a short attention span) my dad saw me, got it on tape and told me to come inside. well, i followed(as best as i could), but i kept on falling and stumbling around cause i wuz dizzy. then at the end of the tape we were all taking turns saying "happy easter!". my sis went first. then my bro wuz caught eating tin foil instead of chocolate(he eats weird things. when he wuz young, lik about 2, he even ate twigs.) he took the tin foil out of his mouth and said "huppy eastur!" he wuz about 3. then it wuz my turn to try to say something. i had my mouth full with a marshmallow peep. i tried to smile and go "gaga" but then the peep fell out of my mouth on our cat(i wuz petting her at the time). i picked up the half eaten and hair covered peep and started eating it again. (yes, i know. eew. i didnt even care wut i ate. hell, if i ate s**t i wouldnt care!)
4) we had a pool with at our house in florida. my sis wuz a good swimmer. well one time i saw her do a dive that wuz perfect and my only thought wuz "i wanna try!" and of course, my dad wuz taping me without me knowing. so i got up on the edge just lik my sis and got into the proper diving position. i felt so confident that i didnt realize i still had my little arm floaty things on. i "dived" but my plan didnt really work as well as i hoped it would. instead i ended up doing a belly flop. it hurt. my mom wuz all worried about me, but of course i wuz fine. then when i watched the video i found out that my dad wuz cracking up laughing. i still get embarrassed when ever i watch that.
5) i wuz at disney world. i luved the princess movies, especially the little mermaid. i really wanted to see Ariel and wuz very impatient about it. then when the time came, i wuz actually sitting on her lap! i wuz soooo happy! but then i remembered that my parents told me never to talk to a stranger or go with one. then all my happiness wuz gone and i wuz scared shitless! i stared out in space and then she started to talk to me again. i started screaming "DONT KILL ME!!!!" and i started crying very loudly. i got in trouble for disturbing the calmness. my parents got mad cause we spent lik 25 min in that line for me and in the end i went on a rampage. my dad got that on camera also.
there is much mor i would lik to tell u people but mabey some other time.
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