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*music blaring* "Guess Who's Back? ... Back again?... Harry's back...Tell a friend."
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Hello Kiddies it's Harry Bird on 905.1 the bin! Sorry for the delay folks but i had to go to sex rehab thanks to Dianne. She's been moved to another location. So, now we have a new contest kiddies!!! Make yourself as insane as you can be! Comment a name you like, what mental disorder you want and how bad on a 1-10 ratio! not to mention the one who gets to be on the show gets a small prize! SHOES!!!
...what the ********? thats the best you assholes could get?!
******** that! You get to see what i look like! Lemme tell ya kiddies... i look pretty ********' cool.
...what?
...too big?
your ego's too small for the show, get outa my station!!!
...WHY YOU LITTLE *static**crash**pop*