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Chappie 11
Surrie: AIYA!!! Welcome bac fans!!!!
Chibi: Yeah....thanx 4 stayin with us
Shirku: (is still shaking from the Shikamaru incedant) y-yeah...thanx
Surrie: 2day I've pulled a few strings to get another person to come...plz giv a warm welcome 2....JIRAIYA!!!
Jiraiya: (walks ontu the stage ang oogles Chibi and surrie) Hello ladies.
Surrie: (is oblivious to Jiraiya oogling her) hiya Jiraiya...hey tat rymes!! HIYA JIRAIYA HIYA JIRAIYA!!!!
Chibi: (glares at Jiraiya) stop lookin at me like tat u perv
Surrie: PERV!!!! WHERE!!!! (gets out bazooka) ILL KILL THEM!!!
Shirku: O.O....WOAH SURRIE CALM DOWN!!!! There is no perv.
Surrie: oh...ok...(puts bazooka away) anyways Jiraiya....here is ur question...Jiraiya- exactly wat was ur relationship 2 Orochimaru?
Jiraiya: (stares at Surrie's boobs) huh wat?
Chibi: OMG!!! CAN U STOP BEIN A PERV 4 ONE SECOND!!!!
Surrie: WHERE IS THE ******** PERV!!! (pulls out sniper rifle)
Shirku:.....where does she keep all those weapons?
Jiraiya: anyways....about ur question....my relationship with Orochimaru is the same one Naruto has with Sasuke.
Surrie: ohhhhh......so u 2 were lovers?
Jiraiya: W-WAT!!!???
Sasuke: SURRIE!!! 4 THE LAST TIME!!! I DO NOT LOVE NARUTO!!!!
Surrie: SHUT IT CHICKEN-a** HEAD!!!
Chibi: RAWR!!! DIE DUCK-BUTT HAIR!!!! (tackles Sasuke)
Sasuke: (screams and wetts his pants)
Surrie: Well I'm so sry u lost ur bf Ero-senin....i truly am sry
Jiraiya: .........um....yeah watever...(stares at Surrie's a**) wats ur next question?
Shirku: (gets a little angry at Jiraiya)
Surrie: oh right...ahem...Jiraiya- do u write Yaoi? and if u do...will u giv me a Naruto/Gaara yaoi?
Jiraiya: well tat all depends...there is actualy a yaoi off the stage on the floor.....maybe u should bend over and see if u can see it.
Surrie confused ??? GOOD IDEA!!! (turns around and bends over)
Jiraiya: (oogles her a**)
Shirku: (gets rely mad)
Surrie: hmm...i dont see anything....oh well (turns bac around) thanx 4 ur time Jiraiya
Jiraiya: no problem....anytime hehehe
Sasuke: (runs across the stage screaming like a little girl)
Chibi: (is chassing Sasuke with a rubber chicken)
Surrie: Well tats all 4 2day!!!
Jiraiya: (smacks Surrie's a**)
Surrie: O.o
Shirku: OH HELL NO!!!! (tackles Jiraiya) NOONE TOUCHES MY LITTLE SISTER LIKE TAT EXCEPT 4 KIMI, SHIRINTA, AND ME!!!!! (beats the crap out of Jiraiya)
Jiraiya: (pushes Shirku off and runs away)
Shirku: (runs after Jiraiya)
Surrie: oh my.....anyways....thanx 4 readin...ARIGATO NANODA!!!!
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