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Narrator/Shirku: Phew....finaly....I'm the Narrator.

Surrie: Why am I in here too? There can only be 1 narrator.

Narrator/Shirku: Just calm down...I'm making it up to you for what I did by showwing you the thing you love most.

Surrie: ???

Narrator/Shirku: ahem...once upon a time...under the sea...there lived a beautiful cough not realy cough little mermaid...uhhh merman.

Merman/Riya: (is swimming around with a red tail) ok....you just wanted to see me shirtles...didnt you XD

Narrator/Shirku:....Riya.....if you say something like that again...I'll gut you like a-.......nevermind. Anyways, the little merman was extremely interested in the surface world.

Merman/Riya: What do you think is up there? I bet there are swarms of hot guys!!

crab/Chibi: why am I a crab? oh well....Idk what's up there....but we are supposed to live in the sea...and only the sea.

Merman/Riya:....yeah but....I-I realy wanna know...I've seen this book that floated down here...and those guys have something called sex with each other....they also have something called a...p***s...sigh I want one too...

Surrie: O.O.....thats weird....

Narrator/Shirku: Yeah...since he's a fish he doesnt have a d**k.....also I made it so he cant remember what a p***s looks like....for story reasons..well....not realy hehe twisted

Merman/Riya: IS THIS YOUR SICK IDEA OF REVENGE? stressed

Narrator/Shirku: maaaayyybeeeee xp

Surrie: o.O.....ur starting to scare me.....

Narrator/Shirku: HEY he deservs it for all the crap he did to me!!! anyways...suddenly a big brown blob appeared above the merman.

Merman/Riya: Wonder what that is...(swims up)

Narrator/Shirku: When the merman came above the surface he saw a big ship that had exploding colors blasting off it.

Merman/Riya: OMG!!! I have to get a closer look!!! (swims to the boat and climbs up the side) wooooow

crab/kimi: Riya....they are just humans....nothing interesting...now lets go.

Merman/Riya: shut up....I wanna see if one of them will have a p***s.

Narrator/Shirku:......uhhh anyways On the ship the crew was celebrating the birthday of Prince Giro.

Prince/Giro: grr exactly why am I in here Shirku?

Narrator/Shirku: Shut up....trust me...you'll like it. Anyways the young merman was awestruck by the prince's handsomeness.

Merman/Riya: O.O....woah he's hot in prince clothes.....i wonder what his c**k looks like...DAMMIT SHIRKU!!! I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT GIRO'S ******** p***s LOOKS LIKE!!!! (cries) this is just mean!! crying

Narrator/Shirku: dont worry Riya....its for a good cause..plus I love torturing you. All of a sudden a storm hit the ship and sank it. The prince and his crew were dragged down below the murky depths.

Merman/Riya: (dives into the water) I know!!! I'll save the hot one!!! (grabs Giro and pulls him above surface)

Narrator/Shirku: The little merman swam as fast as he could to the shore...when he reached it he just layed there admiring the pri-RIYA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

merman/Riya: (unzips Giro's pants).........nothing?

Narrator/Shirku: (crosses his arms) Riyaaa

merman/Riya: I just wanted to look...a-and maybe...taste a bit...but thats all!!!

Narrator/Shirku: (taps his foot) oh realy? stare

Merman/Riya: DUDE!!! I dont even have an a**s!!! explain to me how its possible for me to rape him?!

Narrator/Shirku: well we have to keep this pg-13....so all of the sudden two of the prince's maids came outside. ok...one two three aaannd CUE THE GIRLY SONG THAT I'M FORCING RIYA TO SING!!! xd

Merman/Riya: I HATE YOU SHIRKU!(zips Giro's pants back up and gently rubs his head) What would I give....to live where you are? What would I pay....to stay here beside you? What would I do to see you...smiling at me?

Narrator/Shirku: O.O.....wow.....I didnt know Riya could sing that amazing!!! (tears up) i-its beautiful

Surrie: I equipped him with a beautiful voice ^_^

Merman/Riya: can I hurry up and finish the dumb song so I can leave before the maids serve me to the cook? Where would we go? Where would we run? If we could stay all day in the sun!

Prince/Giro: (slowly oppens his eyes and looks at Riya)

Merman/Riya: Just you and me...then I can be...part of your world! (gently kisses Giro then goes back in the water)

Maid 1/kimi: why am I a girl....AGAIN?!

Narrator/Shirku:......uhhhh I have no idea...sry Kimi...

maid 1/Kimi: .....i hate you....(runs over to Giro) Prince...you ok?

Maid 2/Navika: We heard your ship sank!!!

Prince/Giro: wow....what a beautiful guy....w-was that Riya?

Maid 1/kimi: uhhhh what guy? (looks around) I dont see anyone...

Crab/Chibi: that was too close!!! we will never do that again!!!

Merman/Riya: mm-hmm....

Surrie: uhhh Riya....

merman/Riya: what?

Surrie: the song....you have to sing the rest of the song

merman/Riya: I DONT HAVE TO!!!

Narrator/Shirku: yes you do or else

merman/Riya: or else what? (wave comes up and knocks him off the rock) AHHH!!!

crab/Chibi: HAHA(gets hit with a second wave) -_-figures.

Narrator/Shirku: ok.....stay tuned for next time

Surrie: I'm gonna enjoy this story!!!