Kay, so, like, at school today, my English teacher was reading the newspaper to us. BOORINGGG. But then he started talking about highspeed chases. so I started thinking about what it would be like to have super human awesomeness powers. The daydream starts with the bad guy stealing this car, yuh see, and everyone's like, "OMGHELLZNO!" and when he's drivin' all fast like down the road, there I am, standing all scary like in the middle of the road and I'm dressed in black Matrix like clothing. So the guy says to me, he says, MOVE PUNK, and that's where I flip out my Colt New Frontier and shoot his two front tires, right? As he comes screeching at me I jump on the front end of the car and punch through the windshield, grabbing him by the collar I rip that sucker out and punch him away from the car, and that's about the time my teacher said, ok stop studying, put your things away, quiz time! I ended up getting, like, 12 outta 24.. HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER WHAT A PREPOSITION IS?
Then in science class I was done everything so I thought, What would it be like to have large webbing in between my fingers? and Would it fold backwards or forwards when I pressed my fingers together? These questions still hang on my mind. Would they un-stretchify and not show when I press 'em together?
VOTE ME PROM QUEEN! I'm done.
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