I attacked a bear with a sword
While I was swimming in a fjord
I hit him with a water bottle
Then he pulled out a car throttle
So I strangled him with a cord
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While I was swimming in a fjord
I hit him with a water bottle
Then he pulled out a car throttle
So I strangled him with a cord
END
I won the "Limerick Off" in my English class with this today. c: I beat out everyone else like 10 votes to 5! (my highest rivals) The other finalist got 3 votes. I got 2% added to my final grade! >8D
Some credit goes to Erik L. for coming up with the "throttle". He got 1% added because I wrote his name down along with mine. Aren't I nice?
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