Alright, so there have to be rules when dealing with an artist like me who loves to draw for the hell of it and doesn't take crap from dumbasses who think they rule the world. So! Here are a set of simplistic rules that are so easy to read even a caveman could do it! [you now have permission to stab me in the eyes.]
1.) I draw on my free time, not yours, so if I don't get it done in 5 minutes, it's because I have a life other than the one on here, hard as that may be to believe. I also have homework and studying to do since the school year started, so if you'd like to b***h and moan, feel free to do so. It wont make the process go any faster.
2.) YOU MUST PAY ME FIRST. I have been kind enough to waste my effort on people previously without them giving me anything in return. That is a BIG no-no. You can pay in either gold or specific items.
3.) If I know you personally, or if I really like you, you might get a discount. Random friend requests do NOT count as us being friends.
4.) BEGGING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. If you beg, you are instantly failed and I'll kick your sorry a** off the face of the Earth. So I suggest you don't do it.
5.) I draw chibis if I'm feeling particularly lazy.
6.) You must PM me with the avatar you want me to draw, be it your current, your current and your sexy waifu's, or your dream avi. If you don't tell me what you want, how can I please my sexy customer?
7.) PRICES AND RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME.
8.) I do art trades.
9.) I do NOT draw Gaia pr0n. stare
10.) I choose the pose. Not you. :]
Price: 1,000 gold 1,500 gold.
Chibi Price: 500 gold.
Couples: 3,000 gold.
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