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32 ways to know if you have played too much zelda!

1. You rename yourself Link
2. you start wearing all green.
3. Every night you check to make sure the moon is still the same distance away.
4. Every three nights you run around screaming, saying the moon is falling.
5. When the wind blows you scream "AHH VAATI IS BACK!!"
6. You buy a ranch.
7. You rename yourself Talon.
8. You name the ranch Lon Lon Ranch
9. You name your daughter Malon.
10. You name the fastest horse on the ranch Epona.
11. You hire a worker on the condition he name himself Ingo.
12. You play Epona's Song on an ocarina(they are real!!!) and demand milk from cows.
13. You start to call your hat Ezlo.
14. You ask "Ezlo" "What do I do now, Ezlo? EZLO?! SPEAK!!!'
15. You start to call your shadow "Dark Link".
16. Whenever your shadow appears you try to kill it, But it seems to always be 1 step ahead of you......
17. You go to a store and ask to buy a heart.
18. You go to the woods and start talking to all the trees, hoping to find the Deku Tree.
19. When #18 doesnt work you scream "GANON! WHY DID U CUT HIM DOWN?!"
20.When you went to a farm and saw a pig, you ran away shouting "Its Ganon!!"
21.You have a strange craving for milk even though you're Lactose-intolerant.
22.You teach yourself how to play the ocarina hoping to be able to go back in time.
23. You play your ocarina hoping for a parrot to fly by and take you somewhere.
24. You learn how to ride horses.
25.You learn how to use swords.
26.At school, if you have a bully you just tell him "Ganon, I have killed you before! I can kill you again! Because i am....THE HERO OF TIME!!!"
27. Whenever you see a whale you try to get into its mouth to save the princess it captured!
28. You ask scarecrows to dance with you.
29. You wave a baton in hopes of changing day into night and vice versa.
30. Whenever you see a midget you ask him if he came from Kokiri Forest, too.
31. You go and catch fireflies hoping they will give you another life if you die.
32. After 31 you keep one of the fairies and name it Navi. You yell at it to shutup even though it never talks.

I will add more if I think of any more!