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I can defeat 16 five-year-olds, am 49% efficient as a human sheild, am 30% Geek, and would be worth $6750 if my body was sold to science.

Need an explanation? Okay...

I am one of those book fans who, if I know that there is something out there elaborating on the book, whether it is a [good] fanfic or a blog by the characters (Twilight SO needs one of those...on second thought, no they don't...) I WILL READ IT. I have nearly no life, so I read. And I become one of those fans. Yeah. For awhile, I could tell you who the third elven king of whatever or something was in the Inheritance series. I was a historian of a world that didn't exist. Thank heavens I've dropped that.

But anyway, Fang, from the Maximum Ride series, has a blog. And it is awesome. Today's entry featured the results from a quiz to see how many five year olds one could take on in a fight. Fang, the genetically modified, super-tall, kid who can FLY could beat up 28 five-year-olds. It would take 16 of the little'ns to bring me down. Another one of my friends (who I have not mentioned yet) took the quiz too. Apparently, she would be able to take down 16 as well.

The two of us could defeat more five-year-olds than Fang. By four. When I first thought of this, I thought it was pretty cool that, me and my friend together, we could defeat more of them than Fang. But it is actually...I dunno...almost sad?

It would be sad if Fang was, say, normal in the slightest. But he's not. So it isn't.

But that site also had a quiz to see how effective one would be as a human sheild. Punk keeps using me as one even though she's taller than I am, so I thought this would be a good quiz for me to take. Apparently I'm only about halfway efficient as a sheild. Those questions were tough. I don't KNOW if an arrow would penetrate my stomach. I haven't TRIED it!!

And then there was another quiz. The intro was:

"The Cadaver Calculator - Find out How Much your Body is WorthSo you've bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they'd get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry."

How incredibly giggle-inducing is that? Or maybe I'm the only one who giggled at that. Maybe I'm just bizarre like that...

One of the questions was did I have a rare medical thing, so I think that brought my score up, because I could answer yes. No I'm not going to tell you what it is! It is RARE! You could stalk me or something...

But just trust me that it will not be what kills me.
It isn't that bad.
Just uncommon.

Yeah, so if my loved ones sold my corpse to science, they would get a whopping $6750 off me. Wow. They could go to, like, Japan or something with that money. Hmm. I hope they don't kill me just for that. I would be sad...

According to another quiz, I'm 30% Geek. Apparently I'm horribly computer illiterate. Or something. I would have thought I was a higher percent than that. One of the questions was what was the dragon's name in The Hobbit. I got, like, a gazillion geek points for knowing that. Good book. The only LOTR related thing to make me cry. It was a long time ago, and I was attatched to the dwarves. They were COOL!

And, apparently, I have a 31% chance of surviving a zombie apocolypse. I think I would have had a higher score, but I answered that if my dearest loved one died, I would probably kill myself.

You have no idea how delightfully ironic that is, but it is. Especially with me. And a nonexistent person named Hannah (she's a book character, don't worry).

One of the Zombie questions was asking if I had a blunt object that could be used as a weapon. I do. I have a model fasces that I made a long time ago. Yay stupid Latin stuff. It brought up my chances of surviving a Zombie apocolypse...

Yeah. Punk would probably have, like a gazillion percent chance of surviving. And she's probably less geeky than I am. And she could probably beat up more kindergarteners than I could. Maybe as many as Fang. I dunno...

The badges don't work, but they are pretty cool.
31% Zombie-Proof is probably my favorite...

I can't stop this feeling anymore,
Twilight