I think I made a mistake when we came onboard here, what with writing the Doctor off as a...well, dumbass. Don't get me wrong - he has his moments. Good grief does he have his moments...point is, he's not as much of an idiot as I wrote him off to be.
Which is saying something, for me. 'Cause I never recant those. I love Aku to bits 'n I still call her a dumbass on a daily basis. Speaking of which.
VER - I PROMISE I DIDN'T LOOK AT WHATEVER YOU WERE WRITING (HEY I'M NOT A DUMBASS!) BUT YOU WERE GONE 'N I NEEDED TO TELL YOU I USED YOUR TOOTHPASTE TO
BORROWED YOUR TOOTHPASTE. YOU'LL NEED MORE NEXT SWING BY EARTH. LOVE, AKU.
...right. Logically I should just erase that bit, but wow if that doesn't prove my point.
Anyway, the Doctor gave us a room not too far off from Rose's (which she told us isn't too far from his - like right next door) so we wouldn't get lost. I think he neglected to mention how his room is right next door to hers because...well, he doesn't like Aku very much. Which was evidenced by this lovely room he gave us.
I like it. I really do. But Aku doesn't - then again, Aku doesn't really like him. He's "dark and broody and oh my God have you seen the way he looks at me like he's about to chuck me into a black hole or something?!" - her words, not mine. Anyway, our room has a bunk bed. Naturally, with my height issues, I opted for bottom bunk (that and it's really fun poking her mattress in the middle of the night; she's way too paranoid for her own good!).
Woke up in the middle of the night the other day to find Aku face-down by my bunk. Actually, I woke up from the thump! of her landing face-down by my bunk, so naturally I asked her very nicely just what the hell she thought she was doing and how many ways would she like me to kill her for waking me up. And if I thought she could be thick before, this just proved it.
"The...the bed pushed me out!"
So she declared the top bunk evil and slept the rest of the night on the floor.
Last night I told her I'd take the top bunk, since it really was a bit ridiculous, her sleeping on the floor. I mean, the Doc gave us a bunkbed - she should have a bed to sleep on. So I finally convinced her that the bottom bed wouldn't eat her, and we went to sleep.
Wouldn't you know that's exactly what it decided to do?
I woke up to screaming and this weird "OM NOM NOM" noise, and it turned out Aku's bed was...well, eating her. Which was weird, 'cause I know it didn't try to eat me. Anyway, I took her to the Doc (why does he even have a room? He's always tinkering in the console room!), and he explained - with a perfectly straight face - that he "might have forgotten" our bunkbed came from Sqornshellous Zeta, and in fact it wasn't even the bed that had come from Sqornshellous Zeta, but the mattresses, and he was ever so sorry for "maybe forgetting that". He told Aku she should be happy about being a statistic - apparently, all mattresses from Sqornshellous Zeta are thoroughly killed 'n dried before being put to use, with very few ever coming back to life again.
Aku still doesn't know how much of a laugh we had at her after she went back to bed...
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THIS IS A PARODY (OF SORTS). It's a joke based on my MySpace bground pic and the subsequent jokes Aku and I made about all the reasons Aku shouldn't go around Nine. All x-posted from MySpace, and yeah. Doctor Who © Auntie Beeb.
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