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Socialism - If you have two cows, you give one to your neighboor.

Communism - If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and then the government gives you some milk.

Fascism - If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk.

New Dealism - If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain.

Nazism - If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows

Capitolism - If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.