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these are always fun! feel free to copy some biggrin these are some i got and some i made up. but don't kill me since some are Twilight T.T

If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile. (unfortunately no

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah! always)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile (Well, I'm more of a freak, but you get my drift…)

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. (I pity you poor people who have to suffer it… It sucks when I'm halfway through reading a story, and then there’s an author’s note saying they’re stopping ‘cos they have writer’s block…)

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs biggrin

I don't obsess, I think intensely! (Haha, LOVE that one!)

If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I just cried ‘cos no-one cared enough to catch me, and it HURT!!!)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! (I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!) biggrin

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (It was the Hobos!!!)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile biggrin xd 3nodding razz

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (don't we all?)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Or banged your head where there’s a WATCH YOUR HEAD sign…)

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (It would have to be High School Musical wouldn’t it? riiiiiiiiiiiight sweatdrop )

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! (Seriously, THE SHELF HATES ME!!! I bang my head on it at least once a day!!!)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (Whoo! Go me!) 4laugh

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! (Yes, I wear fur… BUT ONLY FAKE FUR!!! People, you can get lovely, soft and totally realistic fake fur, and you KNOW it won’t have fleas or other icky things in it, so why do we need to kill innocent rabbits and things just so we can have ‘fashionable’ clothes. Stop the cruelty!!! Would you kill a werewolf for his pelt?!?!?)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... (I NEVER have anything to do!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (WHOO!!! GO MADNESS!!!)

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. (All the time… Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa!)

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, it never happens when my shoes are untied. Ha, take that castle lady!!!{This makes no sense})

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile (I burst into tears in the middle of Barns and Noble ‘cos they said they were all out of Breaking Dawn… But they found a copy, so it’s all good.)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Now bow down and worship my craziness!!!Do it now before Mr. Biggles worth gets medevil on you O.o)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (My mum is considering banning books and the internet… *twitch twitch*)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (I HATE TREES!!! WHY MUST THEY STEP OUT IN FRONT OF MY PATH?!?!?but they give me oxygen. Once, I rode my bike into a bush. It was a thorn bush, and you’d think that was bad enough, but there was a ditch behind it full of icky water)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who don’t give a flying bullfrog, copy and paste this into your profile. (The flying bullfrog thing is my bit!{This makes no sense})

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Whoo! *bounces off walls*)

If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Six and counting. i need new material)

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It’s always putting the CAPSLOCK on, I’ve no idea why,)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oh, wait damn, I can’t claim that… Well, I haven’t died yet this year…)

If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 (Haha, that’s so cool! And I betcha fell for it too huh?)If you fell for that I laugh at you.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile (i put my brothers name instead of mine, does that count?)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell yeah! I hate fish. But I LOVE tuna.)

If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Well, now I do!)

Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Ooh, look SHINY!!!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (No, people KNOW I'm mentally insane. They’re just too polite, or too scared, to comment on it)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I spend my entire life reading/writing/wishing I could be reading/writing…)

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (The beared telled me i was fat![its from a pic, don't ask])

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I know I'm in my own world, it’s ok, they know me here. I just got a magnet saying that, isn’t that cool?!?!?)

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile (Worse – it was red cough syrup and i was in my only white t-shirt)

If you ever laughed at something, and inhaled cheese, copy this into your profile. (Well, not cheese… I hate cheese… If someone makes me laugh when I'm drinking coke, it comes out my nose. I recently discovered it also happens with coffee)

If people mistake you for a vampire (*cough cough* or you are one *cough cough*)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (I think I actually convinced my granddad I was a Spartan-after his 4 shot of Jack daniels)

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Have you seen it?)

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

I ran with scissors, and lived! (Haha, I LOVE running with scissors!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (I say that all the time, people hate me for it…)

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile (I AM NOW! *evil laugh*)

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! (I HATE it when people say that! It goes right under: ‘You just wanna have your cake and eat it too!’ WHAT ELSE IS THE POINT OF CAKE PEOPLE?!?!?)

If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. (Makes sense people!)

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. (Sing people, always SING!)

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Then you’ll have a left.)

If every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile (Haha, Now, every time I see my sister, I say: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”[ my friend came up with this])

When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. (I PROMISE!!!)

If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in a books Copy this into your profile (*looking in the mirror* Haha, I remember when … Yeah, that’s exactly what I was going to say, how did you know? Oh yeah, you’re me!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (I haven’t slept in days…)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can never seem to spell the when I'm typing… Good thing I have spell checker huh?!?)

If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile (The Addams family lol) 

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (lets keep this between us but I hope its the people who think random is stupid. Die people!!)

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (Well, how was I to know it wasn’t a random stranger?)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (At least once a day. I trip on the stairs more often if I'm on the phone. (My toe STILL hurts!!!) there is only one step in my house!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Whoo! That makes very little sense, but whoo!)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (OW! My eye!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, what were we talking about again?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (See above…)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Again, at least once a day. For example: i was standing in front of a door and i asked someone 'Where is the bathroom?' and i was standing in front of it....)

If you like corn, copy and paste this into your profile. (What type of corn are we talking ‘bout here? ‘Cos I love corn off the cob)

If you think I am completely insane and need mental help copy and paste this into your profile. If you know I am insane and need mental help, then welcome to the asylum!

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Haha, not very bright… But still, It was a dollar!)

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. (*shivers* It was a ice chest, but what the Hell, it’s water isn’t it?)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah! )

If you avoid ice-skating because last time it led to manslaughter charges, copy this into your profile. (Ow, my arse!)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (And the chair had a back… How retarded am I?)

AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (I LOVE YOU DRACULA!!!)

ADD is Automatic Death Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Is that where you constantly try to kill yourself, you constantly wish you were dead or you collapse and say: ‘I'm dying!’ If someone tells you something you don’t want to hear, don’t want to do, or are really excited about…? ‘Cos I have all three…)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, one day my hyper-activity is gonna get me killed. or behead me)

If you have ever fainted because someone made you forget to breathe, copy this into your profile. (But I didnt't faint.....Yeah, then I screamed at the person that made it happened, then it happened AGAIN cause I was screaming at them. Go figure)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Well, personally, I don’t think you can count swaying on the spot as dancing, so…)

And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. (Nope, but it DID happen with cows once… Or was that a dream…?)

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (I LIKE BAGELS!!! …)

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. (And you people wonder why I don’t like Disney anymore…)

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Hang on… *hums* Abcdefg… Twinkle twinkle little star… OMG!!! THEY DO!!! I NEVER KNEW!!! AND THAT RHYMES!!!)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Well, I had just gotten the joke from the last scene…)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Huh, sorry, what were you saying?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Hi! Did you know that…? Umm… Err… BYE!)

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele (No, really, if I didn’t have spell checker I’d be SCREWED!!!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoops, sorry...)

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (All my friends are insane. They have to be to want to hang out with me!)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, wait, it’s cool to be insane, crazy and/or random now?!?!? WTF?!?!? Then how come hardly anyone worships me?)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (who are we talking about?)

If you like pie and want all the world to know it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (GIMME MY PIE...When I first started on bribble, I would pm people and scream GIMME CHEEZE PIE...If they gave me some, I would 'eat' it and leave them alone, if not, then straightjacket them to a chair and shove my machine gun down their throat)

Copy and paste if you like to play with tape. (OMG!!! TAPE!!! I love sticky tape! I like to tie people up with it! Ooh, IDEA!!!)

If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Back in a mo… *wanders off aimlessly…*)

If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (Nah, I run down up escalators)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. (ITCHY!!!)

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (No, I like it more. I LURVE chocolate. And toffee. And nougat.)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I used to think, if you’re looking in a mirror, can you see a different dimension? But then I took science, and that was the end of that theory.. . .)

If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile (NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!GET AWAY FROM POOH BEAR!)

If a friend of yours has eaten almost all of your triple chocolate chip brownies and then blamed it on forget-me-nots, copy and paste this into your profile (Not looking at anyone in particular… *glares at everyone who did*)

If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to profile. (you don't even wanna know. i yawn and said Jesus and people thought i said other things. . . )

If you have ever fallen down while playing Dance Dance Revolution copy to profile. redface

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. ( i had to wear a name tag......it was kindergarten)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (*twitch twitch* I bit the dentist once or twice *twitch twitch*)

“A good friend picks you up when you fall; a best friend picks you up and then trips you again.” (Don’t get any ideas…)