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Private chat with Devario
* Paige stares at you.
Devario: ...
Devario: What the hell is your problem?
* Paige cocks her head to the side. "I have a problem?"
Devario: Why the hell are you staring at me?
* Devario looks highly annoyed
* Paige shrugs. "Do you not like it?"
Devario: NO.
Paige: "Why?"
Devario: Because its annoying
Paige: "But why is it annoying?"
Devario: Because it just is.
* Paige leaps from her tree and lands in front of you, like a cat.
Paige: "Who are you?"
Devario: A person who gets annoyed quite easily,now go away
* Devario gets up from bench and begins to leave
Paige: "Wait."
Paige: "Don't go. I want a friend..."
Devario: We all do, I'm not in the mood for shenanigans.
Paige: "I don't want shenanigans."
Devario: Well good for you
* Devario continues walking
* Paige leaps back into her tree and follows.
Paige: "Where are you going?"
Devario: Elsewhere from here
Paige: "Why?"
* Paige leaps from tree to tree, climbing on all fours.
Devario: Because I have to go elsewhere, now stop following me
Devario: Also, for a human being, you move like an idiot.
* Paige cocks her head to the side. "Is there something wrong with the way I move?"
Devario: Why yes, a normal person walks on two feet.
Devario: You act like a ******** cat.
Devario: Now go away *Moves in a direction away from the trees*
* Paige hops out of her tree and walks on two feet near you.
Paige: "What's wrong with being a cat?"
Paige: "Cats are fun. Cats are happy."
Devario: I don't care, now go, the ********, AWAY.
* Devario enters a cabin in the forest
* Devario slams door
* Paige sits there, unfased for a moment.
* Paige leaps onto the roof and curls up in a ball.
* Paige sleeps.
* Devario watches TV
* Paige wakes a little later.
* Devario has fallen asleep on the couch, its 1:30 AM
* Paige leaps off the roof and crouches near the window, peering in.
* Devario is asleep, snoring softly
* Paige takes her silver lockpick out of her bag and opens the door.
* Paige creeps in and places a blanket on you.
* Paige silently creeps back out and relocks the door.
* Paige goes back to her warm spot on the roof and sleeps until morning.
* Devario awakes at 6:35 AM
* Devario stretches
* Devario notices the blanket
Devario: Where the ********...
* Devario scratches head in confusion
* Paige wakes up, being a light sleeper and hearing the birds chirping.
* Paige jumps down and peers in the window.
Paige: "Oh, hello! You're awake."
Paige: "Good morning."
Paige: "Were you warm enough? I put the blanket on you because I thought you might be cold."
Devario: YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE?!?!
Devario: * pulls out 9mm and aims*
* Paige leaps up.
Devario: Stay away from this house or I will gladly put a bullet in your head.
* Paige blinks.
Paige: "Why?'
Paige: "I just wanted to make you warm."
Devario: Breaking and entering is illegal.
* Devario starts firing
Devario: NOW RUN b***h, RUNNNNNNNNNN
* Paige leaps into the trees.
* Devario reloads
* Paige eyes glow in the shadows.
* Devario heads to car and drives to town
Paige: "You're a cold person..."
* Paige looks at where the bullets hit the wood of his own home.
* Devario enters a hardware store to buy some additional locks and a burglar alarm
Paige: "Such a waste..."
Paige: "And all this over a blanket..."
* Devario returns to the cabin and installs them
* Paige continues to watch you from the branches of the tree.
Paige: "What's that?"
* Devario gets on laptop and starts playing games
* Paige jumps from her tree and stands on two feet in front of your door.
* Paige knocks.
* Devario looks through peephole
* Devario only see's two glowing eyes in the darkness
* Devario jumps
Devario: JESUS WHAT THE ********
Paige: "It's just me!"
* Devario loads pistol
Devario: Me WHO?
Paige: "You know...the annoying cat girl."
Paige: "I brought you something."
Devario: Step away from the door before I put a bullet through your skull
Paige: "Will you open it, though?"
* Devario aims 9mm through the peephole
Devario: Five. Seconds.
Devario: Four.
Devario: Three.
* Paige backs up.
Devario: Two.
Devario: One.
Paige: I'm away from it!
* Devario fires a shot through the peephole, grazing your cheek
* Paige yelps.
Devario: GO. AWAY.
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Paige: "Why are you such a mean person?"
Devario: Mean? You're a ******** stalker!
* Devario dials the police
Paige: I'm not stalking you! I live here!
Devario: Erm, this is my damn cabin
Devario: I own it
Paige: Not the cabin, you idiot!
Paige: The woods.
Paige: I live in the woods.
* Devario tells the police my location and that some crazy b***h is outside knocking on my door
* Paige leaps into the trees and looks down at the cabin.
Devario: Police: Yes sir, we'll be right there
Paige: "I'm harmless, you must realize that."
Devario: *2 minutes later a squad car arrives*
* Paige runs through the trees, gone in hardly and instant.
Devario: Police officer 1: Whats all the trouble?
Devario: Some crazy b***h was out here, banging on my door
Devario: I warned her to leave, she didn't. She just ran into the woods.
Devario: Police officer 1: Me and my partner will conduct a search, however I doubt we'll find her. Which way
* Devario points
Devario: *They go off in search of you*
Paige: ((Way to NOT tell them what I look like, lol. Just sayin'.))
* Paige jumps out of a tree right in front of the police men.
* Devario stands outside the cabin and enjoys a cigarette
* Paige meows.
* Paige is a small black cat.
Devario: Police officer 1: Agh!!
Devario: Police officer 2: Oh would you relax, its just a cat.
* Paige purrs, rubbing against the policemen's legs.
Devario: *They pass you by and continue searching
Devario: Officer 1: *Sneezes* Stupid allergies...
* Paige makes a noise that sounds close to a chuckle and jumps back up into the tree.
Devario: *They find nothing and return to the squad car*
* Paige follows the policemen through the forest as the cat until they give up the search.
Devario: Officer 1: We couldn't find her. If you see her again, give us a ring
Devario: Officer 2: Yeah, probably ran fast and then swam across the river on the other side of the trees.
Devario: I see...Goodnight officers
Devario: *They get into their squad car and leave*
* Paige gleeful bright green eyes glow out from the leaves as she shifts back into a human.
* Devario heads back into cabin
* Devario activates burglar alarm and locks the windows and doors
* Paige waits until you go to sleep that night...
* Devario falls asleep on the couch, TV is still on
* Paige creeps up to the door and slides a very small envelope under the door.
* Paige jumps back onto into her tree and, at the very top, falls asleep in a nest-like weave of branches.
Devario: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz... ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...
Devario: *Morning, 7:45 AM*
Devario: *Wakes up*
* Devario notices envelope
Devario: o_o... Its Sunday, the mail doesn't come today...
* Paige has been awake for a little while now and is watching from her tree into your window.
* Devario grabs swiss army knife
* Devario cuts open envelope
Paige: *Inside the envelope is her small silver lockpicks and a note.*
* Devario reads note curiously
Paige: I told you I was harmless! I'm giving you my whole stock of lockpicks to show you that you can trust me. I'm never going to break in again. But don't try to drive me out of my home. You may live in your cabin, but these are my woods.
Paige: Sincerely, The Crazy Cat-Girl
Devario: Hah! Her woods my a**!
Paige: "It's true, you know."
Devario: I own the surrounding 5 acres around this house, hahaha!
* Paige peers in your window from her tree.
* Devario crumples up note and tosses it backwards into the trashcan
Devario: ONE POINT! biggrin
Paige: "Yoo-hoo!"
* Paige waves from her tree, trying to get your attention.
* Devario pulls out 9mm
* Devario aims
Paige: "Don't shoot!"
Paige: "Give me thirty seconds!"
Devario: No.
Paige: "Please!"
* Devario starts firing
* Paige hisses and jumps onto a different branch for each shot.
Devario: *a shot hits you in the foot*
* Paige yelps and falls out of the very high tree.
* Paige lands on her hands and knees with a gasp.
* Devario shuts window
Devario: Dumb crazy b***h...
* Paige feels her eyes tear up.
Devario: Next time...
* Devario pulls out shotgun from gun safe
Devario: Its ******** open season, b***h.
* Paige crawls to the side of you house and leans against it, hugging her knee to her chest.
* Paige looks at the wound in her foot.
* Paige whispers to herself, "Okay, Paige...suck it up...and change."
* Paige painfully shifts into her cat form and then back to human.
* Paige looks at her now healed but still throbbingly painful foot.
* Devario loads shotgun to be prepared
* Paige limps off on all fours into the woods.
Devario: *You hear me exclaim "The next time that b***h is seem around here, she's getting her head blown off with my double barreled shotty!"
Devario: *seen
* Paige finds another tree to nest in for the night and cries.
* Paige the next day, you get a knock on your door.
* Devario grabs shotgun and says "Yeah?"
Paige: Ellie: Package for Devario?
Devario: o_o?
* Devario opens door
Devario: Uh... Okay, I'll sign for it
* Devario signs for the package
Paige: *Ellie smiles and hands you the sign in thing.
Paige: Ellie: Oh, wait.
Paige: That pen doesn't work.
Paige: Ellie: s**t. Do you have one?
Devario: Uh, yeah, lemme go get one.
* Devario walks back inside and grabs a pen from my desk
Paige: *Ellie smiles...and waits until his back is turned before she leaps on his back and tackles him.
Devario: ACK!
Paige: *Ellie tugs the gun from his hands.
Devario: YOU CRAZY ******** b***h!
Paige: Ellie: YOu EVER shoot at Paige again, I will have your balls on the door of this cabin.
Paige: Ellie: You understand?
Devario: Try me b***h
* Devario pulls out 9mm and aims at her head
Paige: *Ellie grabs the gun and bends it easily in two.
Devario: O_O
Paige: *Ellie snarls, eyes gleaming a feral wolf-yellow.
Devario: JESUS ******** CHRIST ********
Paige: Ellie: b***h would be the correct word.
* Devario grabs shotgun and runs out of the cabin
Paige: ((Um, I just had you on the ground...just sayin'.)
Devario: ITS LIKE THE HILLS HAVE EYES ONLY WITH ******** CRAZY WOMEN
Devario: (Okay, first I kicked her off me, then I ran like hell)
Paige: ((AHHHHHHHHHH! XD I'm sorry, I literally just laughed out loud.)
Paige: *Ellie stands and places the packages (yeah, it was an actual package) on the table and leaves calmly, heading back into the woods as a wolf.
Devario: *The next day you see a For Sale sign on the cabin*
* Paige sits about fifty feet away from the door of your cabin wearing a helmet and throwing stones at your door.
Devario: *You see me arguing with a realtor at the beginning of the road leading to the cabin*
Devario: Realtor: Listen, for me to do a walkthrough, you need to go in there and show me the place before we can sell it
* Paige watches you and shifts to cat form, simply sitting in front staring down at the end of the road.
Devario: No, ******** that, I am NOT going anywhere NEAR that ******** house.
Devario: Not now, NOT EVER.
Devario: YOU go in and look.
Devario: And... *Hands her a handgun* Take this.
Devario: You may need it
Devario: Realtor: o_o... What exactly has gone on in there?!
Devario: ... You don't want to know.
* Paige meows happily and creeps her way in through a tunnel that Ellie was digging.
* Paige waits in your house for the realtor.
Devario: Sell it for as low a price as possible, I'd rather live in the GUTTER then have to live here.
Devario: Realtor: Alright,alright, sheesh...
Devario: And if ANYONE comes around there,
Devario: OTHER then me?
Devario: SHOOT. AT. WILL.
Devario: *Realtor is extremely freaked out*
Devario: *Realtor heads for the cabin*
Devario: *The realtor enters*
Devario: Realtor: Huh, this place looks nice...
* Paige purrs upon seeing the realtor and moves forward, meowing in welcome.
Devario: Realtor: Huh, I didn't know he had a cat...
Devario: *The realtor pets you*
* Paige sits at your feet and purrs, gently rubbing her head against your hand.
Paige: *the realtor's
Devario: *The realtor continues looking through the house*
* Paige follows her from place to place.
Devario: Realtor: Huh, I don't know what he was so worried about, this place looks fine...
Devario: *The realtor heads back to me and hands me back my gun*
* Paige thinks, "I know, right?"
Devario: Realtor: I don't know what you're so worried about, the place looks great.
* Paige chuckling her cat-laugh, climbs back outside through the tunnel and into her tree to watch the interaction before the realtor and Devario.
Devario: Realtor: We could probably sell it for upwards of 150k!
Devario: ... You're joking.
Devario: Right?
Devario: Realtor: No, I'm really not.
Devario: Realtor: Also, I didn't know you had a cat...
Devario: O_O
Devario: I... I don't...
* Paige at this, jumps out of the tree in front of you and meows.
Devario: Realtor: Yeah! That cat!
Devario: That was in my house?!
Devario: I had the door shut... And I don't own a cat...
Devario: Realtor: Either way I don't see why you want to sell this place. The scenery is beautiful and the cabin itself is great!
Devario: Just get rid of it. I don't care how, just sell it, I am NEVER going back there again.
* Paige purrs and rubs against your legs, looking up at you with the familiar bright-green glowing eyes.
Devario: O_O
* Devario kicks the cat away
Devario: Realtor: HEY! WHAT THE ******** DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
* Paige yowls in protest, limping.
* Paige sits behind the realtor’s leg, looking like a sad cat…
Devario: Realtor: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I VOLUNTEER AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER!
Devario: Realtor: I AM NOT SELLING ANY PLACE TO AN ANIMAL HATER!
Devario: *The realtor gets in her car and leaves*
* Paige looks at you and makes her cat-chuckle.
Devario: ... *mutters "********" under my breath*
* Paige turns and dashes into the trees before you begin shooting.
Devario: *puts handgun in mouth*
Devario: *Squeezes trigger*
Devario: *Click*
Devario: ... YOU'VE GOT TO BE ******** KIDDING ME!!!!
* Paige sits in a tree near you, human again and giggles.
Paige: "Boy, that sure didn't go as planned, did it?"
Devario: …
* Devario heads to truck
* Devario grabs a lighter and some gasoline
Devario: You're about to see why you don't ******** with me, you little b***h.
* Devario heads to cabin*
Paige: "No! Don't do that!"
* Devario walks out about 5 minutes later
* Devario tosses a lit match backwards, lighting it ablaze
Devario: *me takes the lighter and the rest of the gasoline into the forest*
Devario: (********, forgot to use a /)
Paige: (teehee)
Paige: "No!"
Paige: "I'll leave you alone, stop!"
* Devario comes back, dousing the last of the gas on a tree
* Devario lights it all ablaze, starting a forest fire*
* Devario walks back to truck in solemn unhappiness
* Devario leaves
* Paige screams and jumps on your truck, eyes, for the first time in her life, full of fury.
Paige: YOU PUT OUT THAT FIRE OR I WILL TEAR YOUR EYES OUT!!!!
Devario: Go ahead, do it, I sunk all my money into that house and I'm now broke and homeless.
Paige: If you had just listened to me!
Paige: "All you needed to do was LISTEN!"
Devario: If you had just left me alone...
* Paige sobs...
* Paige stops and eyes go wide.
Paige: "Oh, god...Ellie's pups!"
* Paige jumps off the truck and goes running into the burning forest.
* Devario drives into the city
* Paige gets all of her friends and family out of the forest before it burns down.
Devario: Great, now I get to live from paycheck to paycheck, most likely in a rundown appartment
* Paige sits there and watches her home burn down. Devario: Great, now I get to live from paycheck to paycheck, most likely in a rundown appartment
* Paige sits there and watches her home burn down.
Devario: Not only that, but the realtor will probably rat me out as an animal hater, making me a social paria (Dunno how to spell it, means hated person)
Devario: Yaaaaaaaaay.
Paige: (pariah?? I think)
Devario: (Thanks)
Paige: (No problem. You know, you're a terrible person! razz )
Devario: (Only in the RP.)
Devario: (Though, I can be an a** outside of RP)
Paige: (I should hope! I really AM Paige, btw.)
Paige: (And I can be a crazy b***h outside of RP too.)
Devario: (I hope you mean only in name.)
Paige: (Oh, yeah, I do, hehe!)
Paige: (ANyway, should we continue? I'm thinking of making this RP into a short story. And it doesn't feel finished to me yet...)
Devario: (Now beginning Part 2 of the RP: The City)
Devario: ( razz )
Paige: (Awesome!)
Devario: *You and your family see my truck, far off in the distance, entering the city*
Paige: Ellie: Paige...what do we do now?
* Paige turns and looks at the wolf, tears burning in angry acid eyes.
Paige: "We make that b*****d pay."
Paige: "For now, once the fire dies down, see what was left. The trees near the river should be good. They were always wet."
Paige: "And go into the mountains."
Paige: "Endie. Come with me. We're going to the city.
Paige: *Endie, Ellie's twin, nods and we start walking.
* Devario rents an appartment in the downtown district
Devario: *It is what can be defined as the crappiest appartment ever*
* Paige heads straight to a beauty salon.
Paige: Endie: You don't have to do this, Paige.
Paige: "Oh, yes I do."
* Paige gets her long long hair cut short and dyed dark blonde. Then, gets pale blue color contacts and geeky-looking glasses.
* Devario buys what few meager possessions I can afford and what possessions I took with me and puts them in the appartment
* Devario sighs
* Paige walks with Endie through all of the city until she finds your truck and rents an apartment in the same building with Endie.
Devario: Well... This is my life now... Guess I may as well live with it.
* Devario scoots to a table in a small chair and sets up my laptop
Paige: *From the apartment building hallway, you hear muffled curses and banging.*
Devario: o_o?
Devario: *Peeks out door*
Devario: o-o
* Paige is sitting against her door, seemingly locked out.
* Paige notices you and jumps.
Paige: "Oh!"
Devario: Uh... Hi?
Paige: "H-hello...I'm sorry, did I disturb you?"
Devario: Not really, just curious of what the noise out here was
Paige: "I'm locked out."
* Paige bites her lip, appearing shy and nervous.
Devario: The frickin drywall of this shitty appartment is paper thin, so its kinda hard not to hear
Devario: Ah.
Devario: Well erm... why don't you come in?
* Paige smiles.
Devario: I'd offer you coffee, but I don't have a coffeemaker yet!
Paige: "You sure? I don't wanna bother you."
Devario: Nah, its fine.
* Paige smiles wider, ducking her head. "Thanks."
* Paige moves past you into your apartment.
Devario: *It is nearly empty, aside from a few appliances, a couch, a crappy TV and a small desk and chair with my laptop on the desk*
Paige: "I'm Amanda, by the way. Mandy."
Devario: Uh, sorry for the underfurnished place...
Devario: My old place burned down along with my possessions.
* Paige fakes surprise and sympathy.
Paige: "Oh, I'm sorry! Why'd it happen?"
Devario: Well, I'm Darius, but my nickname is Devario
Devario: Bah, I couldn't sell it and I couldn't bear to life there, so...
* Paige eyes widen.
Devario: I pretty much just went for broke and burned it down and got this.
Paige: "But why would you burn all your stuff and not just the house?"
Devario: Probably should have moved my possessions out before doing so, but...
Devario: I didn't want to go in there again.
Devario: Horrible, horrible... THINGS are at that location.
* Paige laughs, "What, was it haunted?"
Devario: No, but these things are...
Devario: Not human. I really don't want to talk about it
* Paige frowns.
Devario: Either way its just disturbing, creepy, and scary as hell
Paige: "Oh..alright. My fault, I'm sorry for prying."
* Paige seems to get shy again.
Devario: Well erm... since I'm not much for conversation, how about we just sit on our asses and watch TV?
* Paige smiles gently. "Sure. Thanks again...I can see you just moved in, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this..."
Devario: No, its alright.
Devario: *plops on couch and flips on TV*
* Paige sits down next to you and stares at the TV, not really watching it.
Devario: You know, you seem familliar, do I know you from somewhere?
Paige: (Hey, arey ou a member on here?? Could I add you to my friends list thingy)
* Paige feels slightly panicky inside, but remains calm.
Devario: (I am, and I already added you)
Devario: ( razz )
Added Devario to your friend list.
Paige: (Cool! =^-^=)
Paige: "Probably not."
Paige: "I don't get out much."
* Paige fiddles with her two braids."
Devario: Ah, I see.
Paige: "Besides, didn't you just move here?"
Devario: Yeah, but I sometimes got out here before I had to move
Devario: Mostly for stuff I needed, but in a city, you see a lot of faces.
Paige: "Where exactly did you live before here?"
Devario: A cabin out in the woods.
* Paige eyes widen.
Devario: The cabin itself was great, but...
Devario: The woods...
Devario: *shivers*
Devario: Just nevermind.
Paige: "The Paigen Woods?"
Devario: Yeah.
Paige: "Don't you know the story about those woods!"
Devario: Nope, but then,
Devario: I don't really pay attention to fairy tales
Devario: Then again, after the s**t I've seen,
Devario: Anything can be true to me now.
Devario: ._.
Paige: "This isn't much of a fairy tail, Devario...Albert Paigen owned those woods years ago."
Devario: Uh huh.
Paige: "He had two daughters, Ellie and Paige. Paige took her mother's last name, though, thank god. Imagine, Paige Paigen."
Paige: "Those girls were...weird, the story says. Paige was really cat-like and Ellie was really rough and wild, like...a dog or something."
Devario: o_o
Devario: And...?
Paige: "Well, the town...this town, it wasn't always a city...feared them. And they burned down the woods. With the Paigen's inside them."
Paige: "No one has heard from them in years. But some people say the daughters are still in those woods."
Paige: (s**t forgot to include Endie.)
Devario: Not anymore!
Paige: (Pretend I said twins. razz )
* Paige frowns.
Paige: "What do you mean?"
Devario: I'm fairly certain that the forest burned down with my house.
* Paige looks pale.
Paige: "That's...the scary thing about those woods."
Devario: Hm?
Paige: "They don't BURN. They'll burn down, alright...but they come back to life within only a few weeks."
Devario: -
Devario: -_-
Devario: t
Devario: Terrific,
Devario: Thats just terrific.
Devario: And yet, my cabin wont.
Paige: Well, did you make yhour cabin out of the wood in that forest?
Devario: Er, I think so, yeah
Devario: I just told the builders to make use of the material around them,
Paige: "Then it should come back."
Devario: So I assume they did.
Devario: Doubt my posessions will too
Devario: But then, why would I even want it back,
Paige: "Maybe not, but at least you'll have your cabin back."
Devario: For that ******** forest has THINGS inside it.
Devario: Horrible, horrible beings.
Devario: Living there was like being in a neverending nightmare
Paige: "The story said that they were always friendly unless you threatened any of the children..."
Devario: It was my land. I still technically own it, but how I'm going to sell it is beyond me
Devario: I can do whatever the hell I want on my land, and if someone is trespassing,
Devario: I take action.
Devario: But jesus...
* Paige laughs, trying to hide the anger, as she's supposed to be Mandy, not Paige.
Paige: "But it's not your land! Don't you see, it's still Paigen territory.
Devario: Not really.
Devario: I bought the land from a previous owner of it.
Paige: "That's not possible."
Devario: About 2 years ago.
Paige: "The deed to those grounds was never found, though! It burned along with Mr. Paigen."
Devario: Yes, and then it was claimed by the bank.
Devario: Afterwards I bought it for a low price,
Devario: Built a cabin,
Devario: And got to live there for about a month.
Devario: And now here I am.
Devario: -_-
* Paige is stunned and infuriated, but tries to hide it.
Paige: But...but that's not fair! To his children, I mean...
Paige: If they're still alive, living in the woods, how dare the bank take it!"
Devario: Any unclaimed land can be claimed by the city or a bank.
Devario: Its like when the bank forecloses on someone
Devario: Ya don't pay yer dues, ya get kicked out.
Paige: "It was always the Paigen land, though...always."
Devario: And besides, how long ago was these two kids born?
Devario: You said years and years ago.
Paige: "I guess about twenty, thirty years."
Devario: Why the hell would two kids decide to live in the freaking WOODS.
* Paige is lying through her teeth...it was about one hundred and fifty years ago.
Devario: Gimme a break.
Paige: "Three. There was a brother, two, remember?"
Devario: Oh right.
Paige: "And...and besides! You were living there!"
Devario: Yeah, in a CABIN.
Devario: For a MONTH.
Paige: "Who says THEY didn't have a cabin!"
Devario: Not living in the dirt and grass and trees for thirty ******** years
* Paige realizes that Paige is coming throuhg in her actions and stops.
Devario: Though I woulda lived there longer if those damn things wouldn't have... ugh. Just nevermind..
Paige: "I...I'm sorry..."
Paige: "I should go..."
Devario: You may have a story there, but you would never believe the s**t I've been through.
Devario: No no, its okay.
* Paige looks at you...
Paige: "Try me...Devario. I'd believe anything at this point..."
Devario: If you really want to, you can stay here until you get a new key for your room or something
Devario: Did your key not work, or did a roommate throw you out?
Paige: "No...End...I...I mean, Evan should be back soon."
Devario: Well you're free to stay here until he returns.
* Paige feels tears pricking her eyes and shakes her head hurriedly.
Devario: I have to go to the store and buy an assload of groceries with what little money I have left.
Paige: "N-no, thanks...I have to go..."
Devario: Erm... are you crying?
* Paige says, a bit too sharply, "No! I have to go. Goodbye!"
Devario: o_o
* Paige practically runs out of the apartment and into her own, where "Evan" is waiting.
Devario: ... *scratches head* how the hell... I thought she was locked out???
Devario: Uh, er, Bye Mandy!
Paige: *You hear the door slam.*
* Devario heads to store to get groceries
Paige: Endie: What happened?
* Paige begins to cry.
Paige: "The woods...they aren't ours..."
Paige: Endie: What?!
Paige: "After a few years, the bank claims the land. Unless we can find Daddy's deed, we can't prove it's ours. And even if we do, how are we going to explain that we're the owners?"
Paige: Endie: We can do it, Paige. We'll just tell them that we're descendants of the original Paigens. Remember, they said that I wasn't in the forest when it burned.
* Paige hugs her brother.
Paige: "It's all his fault...all his..."
* Paige gets ready for bed and climbs into the to bunk.
* Paige quietly cries herself to sleep.
Paige: (Yeah, yeah, I'm a girl with gushy emotions, sue me!)
* Devario returns from buying groceries
Devario: (*Sues, wins a million dollars*)
Devario: ( biggrin YAY!)
* Devario goes inside appartment and stocks the fridge and cabinets
Devario: God this place sucks...
Paige: (Go to sleep soon! I have a cool idea!)
Devario: *Later that night I go to sleep on the crappy bed*
* Paige wakes up around nine the next morning with a call from Ellie.
* Paige they discuss the deed and Ellie says that she can't find it anywhere.
* Paige frustrated, she throws the phone at the wall connecting hers and your apartment.
Paige: "Endie! We're never going to find it!"
* Devario gets a phone to the head
Devario: OW!
Paige: (Remember how thin the walls are??)
Devario: ******** THIN DRYWALL!
Devario: (I got yer drift)
Paige: (You're about to hear an interesting conversation. ^_^)
Paige: Endie: Calm down, Paige.
Devario: *Peers through drywall&
Devario: o.o?
Paige: "No! We have to find that deed, Endie! God...what are we gonna do!"
* Paige has her glasses off and contacts out.
Devario: O_O
* Paige is pacing.
Devario: *Grabs pillow*
Devario: *shoves face in pillow and screams*
Paige: ENdie: Paige, you have to quiet down.
Devario: *You see me peering through the drywall with fear in my eyes*
Paige: Endie: s**t!
Devario: Oh s**t
* Paige gasps and fury lights her eyes.
Devario: O_O
* Paige screams and kicks a hole through the wall.
* Devario runs
Devario: s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t
* Paige tackles you and pins you...with Endie's help.
Paige: (For the record, Endie is a big blonde buff wolf. You ain't gettin' up.)
Devario: JESUS ******** CHRIST ******** SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Paige: "Shut him the ******** up, Endie!"
Devario: *Neighbors knock on door*
Devario: Neighbors: Hello?
Devario: HELP!!
Devario: ******** HELP ME GODDAMNIT!!!
* Paige shoves her hand against your mouth.
Paige: *calmly* "Honey, will you turn down the TV please?"
* Paige hisses to Endie, "Knock...him...out!"
Paige: *Endie slams his fist into the side of your head, knocking you unconscious.
Devario: x_x
* Paige whispers, "Tie him up and gag him while I deal with the neighbors."
Devario: *Neighbors open the door with the help of the building owners master key*
Devario: Owner: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
Paige: "I'm so sorry, my husband had the TV turned up really loud."
Paige: "I just told him to lower it."
Paige: "I'm really sorry."
Devario: *The owner sees me bound and gagged*
Devario: Owner: Get him untied now.
* Paige frowns, as if unaware of what you are saying until she turns.
Paige: "Evan! Why did you tie up Darius?"
* Paige hurriedly unties Darius.
* Devario wakes up
Devario: *gets up*
Paige: Darius, are you alright!?
* Devario grabs possessions*
Paige: Evan, I told you you shouldn't play so rough!
Paige: D-Darius, what are you doing??
Devario: Oh yeah, I'm perfectly fine. I'm going to be even better when I leave this hellhole of a town, right after filing a restraining order against you.
Paige: "What are you talking about?"
* Paige eyes widen.
Devario: *Hands keys to the building owner*
Devario: Good ******** bye, see you in hell, I'm filing a restraining order against you, mandy/paige/whoever the flying ******** you are!
Paige: Darius! What are you doing?
Devario: *leaves in fury and fear*
Paige: (I g2g ttyl!)
 RaveBloodNymph · Tue Mar 01, 2011 @ 12:36am · 0 Comments |
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