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Some are made by me, some by others. Don't ask me who because, most than likely, I don't remember. Or am too lazy to find out.

Enjoy. Hopefully you won't end up emotionally disturbed afterward.

"Gadzooks! We seem to have been struck by a meteorite!" -me

"Don't worry about it 'till it happens."

"I think it's because it allows him to let out some of the crazy he keeps bottled up inside while performing his duties as a sane person."

"You malicious little sod!"

"Do not look straight at the burning magnesium." - science homework

"TIME TO TERMINATE!" -me

"Sur la piste de la tomate carée." (On the road to the square tomato)

"Mystery-solving clock"

"I'll make her be the prince for the rest of her life."

"Terrifying audience assault!

"A bloody puppet play screaming to smash the theater!

Don’t revolutionize drama- Dramatize revolution:
Tenjo-sajiki is here!
They who manipulate the drama are themselves manipulated by words.
The words are manipulated by the playwright.
Then what is the form that which finally, behind all, manipulates the playwright?"

"Little pencil in my hand, how is it you understand? All the things I think and feel, how is it that you can heal?
Always silent, but you still speak, your tip to the paper you seek. You settle in my hand and soar, across the page, forever more. "

"If you did nothing simple because you thought it wouldn't help, you would end up doing less than nothing because nothing would change and nothing would end."

"This is not a social gathering!"

"I've gone through a lot of terrible things in my life, and some of them actually happened."

"I hate homework." -me

"Don't swim in the Amazon River." -me

"There are no nudists in cold areas."

"The battle over, KOS-MOS falls into an eternal sleep and drifts, like the passage of time, through the emptiness of space. A blue light penetrates her battered and faded figure. Perhaps that light will be the cause of a new awakening."

"It's like chopping potatoes!" -me

"Be cool. Stay in school."

"[blank] is cooler than any pool."

"If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it."

"If anything can go wrong, it will."

"Charlie bit my finger."

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."

"It looks like it could strike at any moment."