Me: Okay, Kid, there is no way your going to last in that kindergarten of yours if you don't learn to be Ghetto.
Kid: But mommy told me Ghetto=BAD!!
Me: Lies! Kid. Those are LIES!!!
Kid: Ummm...But...
Me: There are no Buts. You gotta survive in this world and the only way you can is by being GHETTO. Then people will know not to mess with you.
Kid: Is this a joke? Where are the cameras? (looks around for the cameras)
Me: Kid, this is not a joke. This is serious business.
Kid: How can you teach me to be "ghetto" if your not even Ghetto?
Me: Watch your mouth kid. Thats a serious insult right there...
Kid: Is this supposed to be funny? Cause I'd seriously rather be watching Barney right now.
Me: So the kid gots jokes...
Kid: Isn't being ghetto for girls?
Me: STOP BEING SEXIST!!! but if it makes you happy we'll substitute the word ghetto for gangster.
Kid: So now ur supposed to be teaching me how to be Gangster?
Me: Yeah
Kid:But thats for guys....and your a girl...
Me: dont make this difficult
Kid: But it doesnt make any sense...
Me: Ok. Ok. Girls can be Gangsters too.
Kid: thats stupid
Me: You know what?
Kid: What?
Me:You are a freakin moron
Kid: WHATs that supposed to mean
Me: we'll continue this later
(I know this is the stupidest thing ever but it was something to do...)
The Black people and SKATERS anthem. It may be a song from a long time ago but it's still alive. rofl
 Datshygirl · Tue Jun 14, 2011 @ 12:57am · 0 Comments |
