all right A gaia journal. This is a good place to make the randome observations that I call my own known to others. today we shall discuss sea life reproduction. A fovorite topic of mine simply becuase it gives you reason to be glad you arn't a fish. first of all fish don't have sex they simply release sperm and egg in the same vicinity of the ocean and swim away. I suppose there are good parts of this, you never have to rise kids, however if social services ever got a hold of those fishes woooweee, well actually they would probably say there wasn't enough proof of neglect and abandonment and leave them alone. However the poor fishie babies usually get eaten and the ones who live grow up to have abandonment issues and shoot up the school right after writing a suicide note and getting the heroin needle ready. The really wild ones ******** sea horses on the internet. However this would be odd because my next point is that you would never have sex (unless of course it is illicit and posted on the internet to get back at you useless fishie parents, those bastards!) But the real kicker is that after some fishies get done have their somewhat sexual experiance which really isn't sexual at all, they get eaten by their partner. Now there's a real kick in the haed, she dosn't even jerk you off, and then she eats you, now that sucks (and not in a very nice way)
Has anyone here ever seen Cheech and Chong's next movie? If you have you realize just how damn funny this song was
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....
"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
*phone rings*
Mexican Americans like to answer telephone calls and say hello
to whoever's on the other end
and after cheech sings that chong replaces all the words with one simple one
Beaners
another funny one
Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, cuz hes one bad mother ********, hes one bad mother ********
(chorus)
Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
and he'll pimp you too.
Unlike Snuffulumpus, Elmo maked the bitches huff and puff on his nuts
cuz its like that,
hes a pimp from sesame street, ******** with Elmo and you might get beat
like Cookie Monster got beat
cuz he was playing cards with Elmo and he tried to cheat
But Elmo saw him trying to cheat
so he got out his seat, whipped out his meat and gave Cookie Monster a treat
now that blue b***h is missing a few teeth
now how many cookies can he eat?
none motha ******** cuz he got busted in the motha ******** mouth YEAH!
chorus
Big Bird Big bird better check what you heard
I hear Big Bird wasn't down with the nerd
I told Elmo about that s**t
Elmo made Big Bird suck his d**k.
Then he hit him in the beak and said you weak you weak.
The Elmo said hey Big Bird get the ******** out the kitchen if you can't stand the heat
Cuz I'm the motha ******** pimp of sesame street!
chours
motha ********
and yet another...
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone,
Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone!!
Heeeey Masterbater!!
I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nice,
Once aint enough so I had to do it twice,
If you want to spank the monkey,
I can give you good advice!!
Heeeey Masterbater!!
(Female moans, reaching climax)
I use some baby oil or a little vassiline,
Layin down a towel so I keep my carpet clean,
Never shake my hand cuz you dont know where it's beeen!!
Heeeey Masterbater!!
I do it in my car when I'm drivin down the street,
One hand on the wheel the other on my meat,
Cant get out of the car cuz I'm stickin to the seat!!
Heeeey Masterbater!!
(Man moans, goat baaa's, and man moans more)
Since I was a kid I have been a Masterbater,
Choke the chicken, holdin the knob, squeezin the tomata,
I've lived here since November, now I'm gonna decorater!!
Heeeey Masterbater!!
Buffin the banana, missle lissin, shakin bakin,
Poundin on the Flounder, and it's mayanaise I'm makin,
Spank the frank, whack the carrot, got my hand a dakein!!
HEEEEY MASTERBATER!!!
and still another....
Hello, is anybody there man?
Hey welcome to McDoobies man can I take your order?
Yeah, I'd like a really McHappy meal man
Oh no problem man, you wanna get fried with that man?
Ha ha I sure hope so man
Ok
Hey is it ok if i fool around in the McDoobie Land room?
Oh sure just don't knock over the bong this time ok
alright
hey is it too late to add on a order of hash brownies man
Oh no man, you always get it your way at this place man
Do I?
Yeah hey hit it gang
Grab a bag full of tops(oh wow man)
Just watch out for the cops(far-out)
Theres no stems and no seeds
drive around if you please(hey man you guys make a double wide burger?)
You deserve a spliff today
Take one toke and your blown away at McDoobies(McDoobies)
At McDoobies
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