Ello, um... This is supposed to be about me....right? Um.... Yes, -thanks Jess- I'm BlackStar's wife, no denying that, right!? >.> Shaddup. Oh, and... WE'VE SURPASSED GODS, ALL OF EM'! Also, from being a wife and a mommy -EIGHT children (Jess's orders) I'm a girl... I HAD ten children but, Jess started having seizures so.... let's just say... Bye bye GrayStar and GreenStar....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!! D thish would b jessh, jessh likes symmetry ♥ and her husband, D.T.K .....he lives in Nevada, long distance relationship ya no? :3 ahhh, summer, the time we get to see each other. I'm a chick, i has EIGHT children ( 4 sets of symmtreyical children (anything else was put up for a adoption, or sold to slavery...in africa....GOODAY MATES! stupid daniel....ANYWAY~! Me luvvies meh husband :3 i has nothing else to spam right now so i leaves it to paige :3 or...Ms. Star....pahahaha
O.o.... T-That's intrestiing Jess.... Ah, remember last summer our symmetrical weddings? We had them side by side.
Jess: Ahhh, yes,,, lovely lovely symmetry... :3 remember when my husband had to change outfits after he had that mental breakdown cuz the punch had stuff floating around in it? he freaked out *giggle*
Yup, we had to stop the WHOLE weddings! Yup, BlackStar wasn't very pleased with that! XD
Jess: Cuz he had people to kill with his Shruiken...busy person he is
AHHH! Remember when we went on a Kye killing party! Me, my husband, your husband, and you!...and Chistan....... He was the bait!
Jess: Yup, and we told him he was IMPORTANT *eeeshishishishishi demented giggle* heh, my husband TOTALLY kicked butt with those awesome guns :333333 my knife worked well as well ^-^ ahh, memories.. ♥
Remember when BlackStar and I took turns shoving a Shuriken through Kye's head... how the blood squirted out and his brains were finely chopped...
Jess: O.o heh..bit graphic eh? *EESHISHISHISHISHI demented giggle again* but yes, if only it would've went ALL the way thru. his fat glands blocked a lot :/
Right.... That part sucked/.... XP Eww... remember when we all went to see XCulabure?
Jess: -.- Excalibur. and yes, poor hushyband didnt wanna get his fett wet XD BlackStar had to carry him (if i wasnt married to him, i'd support that yaoi ♥)
Yeah... That fairy peed me off... DID YOU SEE HER CHECK OUT BLACKSTAR!?!?!?!?!?
Jess: O NO!!! i was to busy checkin out smexi hushyband *ESHISHISHISHI...wait....tht wasnt appropriate...hehehe*
I ws too.... Not Kid, Star... I mean... um... maybe... Joking, Joking! Anyway, that was fun huh... Other than.... THAT THING... Oh, that was the whole trip...
Jess: <.< u better not hav been... Kiddo-kun is allllllllllllllllllllllll mine :3 *deep voice* MINE! > *sweet voice* annnnywayyyy, *deep voice* I NO!!! DX i wanna shoot tht penguin on crack! pahaha
Kid the platapus....
Jess: D:< HES NOTTA PLATY....PLATYE...eh.....PLATYPUS! > HES A HUMAN AND MY HUSHYBAND!!! oh wait....hes not rele human either....darn shinigamis always mess me up >:/
Um.... Isn't a Shini.... No... Er... Anyway.... MEhand Star TRIED TO KILL HIM.... Not kid... Xculabure.
Jess and Kiddo- -.- Excalibur.
Jess: KIDDO
Kiddo: connection error, stupid Nevada phone lines >
Jess: D: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOO! DX
Kiddo: goodbye.
JEss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!..................anyway (tht was....fast) EXCALIBUR needs to die...stupid pantless...thing! DX
Yes, if we kill him, we'd save the whole entier fairy race!!! Wait... THAT FAIRY CHECKED OUT MY HUSBAND!!!! -stomps on fairys while taking out anger-
Jess: BUT WAIT!! KILLING FAIRIES ISNT THE ANSWE.....wait...yeah, it is. *SHOOTS FAIRY* ITS UR FAULT KIDDO-KUNS GONE! D:<
*sudden exploshion outside and door blows up*
DANDADADADDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ *epic music*
BlackStar: NYAHAHAHAH! >D did yu'll see tht!? *bursts in thru broke door* I KICKED BUTT OUT THER!! >
Kiddo: *walks in dustin self off* well....u defientely killed all the asymmetrical things...for once you did something good
BlackStar: HMMPH! I ALLLLWAAAAAAAAAYS do good stuff, cuz thts would gods do >
Jess: Kiddo! Lookie what we're doing!!!
-Kiddo looks at the screaming, dying, smoshed on the ground fairys- O.o Wait... -picks up fairy-................................................ AHHHHH! NOT SYMMETRICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -helps stimp-
BlackStar: ME TOO! CUZ I'M A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Paige- -nods- Yes, your the GREATEST GOD ever! -guts fly across the sky as the move in for the kiss-
Kiddo and Jess: O.o wow...how....romantic?
Jess: KIIDDDDOOOOO biggrin DDD ♥ *epic slow-mo running hug scene*
Kiddo: JEEEEESSSSS biggrin DDDDD ♥
*hug*
-epic make-out session-
J K: ...wow...no comment on tht paige....heh...
J: D IM HAPPY UR HERE KIDDO!
K: ^-^ Me to! ♥
*fairy comes to ruin moment*
Kid *without looking away* heh* shoots fairy* ^^
Jess: ♥ :3
Paige- Wait... why are you all here? Why are their fairy's at my cousins house!?!?!?
Star- .... Well, you see it all strated when the mommy fairy and the daddy fairy mix fairy dust and babies are born.
Kiddo: -__- u just keep beliving that... -sighs- scary how his mind worx... isnt it?
Jess: o.o yup. eechk...
Star- *slow romantic music* I'm home...
Paige- o.o but, I'm at my cousins... AH! I'm going to get in so much trouble!!! You broke down the door! Aw, who cares, they should just go and die because your so Godly!
Jess: Wait, wuht? O.o
Kiddo: i shall never understand them -.-
Jess: wuht gets me is u actually are a god Kiddo...tehe ♥
Kiddo: ^-^
Paige- *Glares* WELL, SO IS STARRR-Kun!!! R-Right Star-kun?
Star- OF COURSE NYHAHAHAHAHA! No one can surpass a big man like me!
Jess: *watches as fairy flies over B*S's head* ...heh hehh heh, hey Kiddo-kun, look *points to surpassing fairy*
Kiddo: >.<
Star- AH!!!!!!! -shoves Shuriken angrily though fairy's head repeatly...- STupid...stupid....stupid... I SHALL KILL YOU!!!!!!
Paige- AH, let me help! -get's knife and stabs eyes out-
Star- Did you miss me while I was gone?
Paige- *Romatic music agian, but the sound of stabbing goes on in the backround* YEs, of course! *Hugs ,but keeps one one hand out to stab the demon, wretched, stupid fariy*
Jess: ya'kno, i'd hate to see them break up...it'd b a livin heck tehe
Kiddo: tell me about it, violent arent they.
Jess: =.= yes, very much so.
Kiddo: *sudden relazation* wait. HOW COME THHEEEEY GET ALL THE ROMANTIC STUFF!?!?! >
Jess: ? O.o
Star- *Frowns* Well, go get a room, you see, Gods like ME don't have to use rooms anymore!
Paige- O/////O D-Don't tell them about that!
Jess: OH GOD! DX OH DEAR GOD! (and not u B*S -.-)
Kiddo: IMAGES! DX IMAGES NASHTY IMAGES! DDDDX
Star- Yeah, remember yesterday? Ah, that one felt good...
Paige- Yes, I make very good smoothies! ^^
Jess: O.o i...dont no wuht ther're talking b aout. either perverted language...or....actual smoothies.
Kiddo: *nods but is pondering over his lack of romance w/ jess <.<*
Star- But, next time not as many strawberries, they hurt my thoart a bit as they went down....
Paige- Yes, I'll remember next time. ^^
Kiddo: -.- nashty images. gone.
Jess; ^^; exactly.
Kiddo *thinks C'MON KID! MAKE A MOVE! RETARD*
Paige- M'kay, time for bed.
Star- Ah... to bad, I didn't get a lot of time to show how BIG of a man I am...
Kiddo- I want the symmetrical bed!
Jess- Fine fine~
(Jess,Paige,Star,&Kiddo go to bed.)
P.S.
Kiddo: I DIDNT GET MY ROMANCE! DX
Jess: ^////^;
And that's what you get when you stick, a male fairy and a female fairy in the same room, a friggin weird conversation...
Paige- Thank's hun!
Star- Anytime, people write stories about logic!!! That's cuz I'm the biggest man around!!! Nyhahahhahhahhh!!!!!!!!!
~Part two of this awesome...thing~
Jess: *slowly wakes up* ...=____= nyah...tired...
*room mext to her*
Kiddo: *erotic face* this...this bed...it...it wasnt symmterical! HOW COULD I SLEEP!?!?!
Paige *Hears yelling* Oops, I think I gave Kiddo the wrong bed.... That's to bad...
*Nearest Burgar King*
Star- YOU CAN'T MAKE ME PAY FOR THIS BECAUSE. I'm. A GOD!
Jess: *stretches and walks out of her room* nyah...=.= wait... so wher is black star? O.o
Kiddo: *walks out grumbling* no symmetry.....no symmetry....none....gone...eheh! O.o *twitch*
Jess: o.o ...uhm....k-kiddo?
Paige- O.O I-I-I-I'm sorry Kid... I'll try to stay in a symmetrical house next time. -Thinking: Eheheheheheheh-
Jess: *collapses on couch* oi paige, wher is BlackStar anyway? O.o
*Kid's grumbling but no ones listening*
Paige- O.o Um... I'm not really sure. I woke up and poof, he was gone....
*Door bursts open*
BlackStar- Yoohoo guys! I gots the fooodsss.
Jess: wuht kinda....fooooooooodssss? -.o
Kid: *desperate voice* TELL ME! TELL ME ITS SYMMTERY! D:
Paige- >.> Um... Kid... Sorry to break it to you but, you can't eat symmtery....
BlackStar- Don't worry you guys, I got the most GODLY food there ever was.
Jess: *bends over and looks at bag* you got... -.o buragar king?
Kiddo: >3> if its not sy-
Everyone Else: WE KNO! >
BlackStar- Don't worry you guys! I got ice cream flavored cinnimon frog-spit!
Paige- That sounds..... GREAT~
Jess: >.< i...i think im gonna b sick.
Kid: O_______o tht's just...gross.
BlackStar- *Tackles Kid* No, it's not Kid! *shoves spoon in Kid's mouth*
Jess: AHHHH! KIDDO!!!!!!!!!! >:OOOOO *shoves blackstar offa him and waits for -funny- reaction*
BlackStar- What's wrong? Did you LOVE it Kid?
Paige- Wait.... BlackStar... Next time, give him a bigger bite...
Jess: *watches as Kid wriggles in dicust* NOOOO~! > *guards her husband*
Kid: *tons of grumbling and retching noises*
Paige- Ooo, do you like it! here *jumps over Jess and shoves spoon in Kid's mouth*
BlackStar- That's like a ninja!!! Good job, wifey
Kid: D||||
Jess: *sighs* i hav no chioce *pushes paige away and sits on Kids chest* -.- ther, now u cant jump over me without smushing his head. hah
Kid: *suffocates*
BlackStar- Oooo! LET ME SEE!!! -jumps on both of them-
.....
....
...
~One faitful trip to the hospital later~
Jess: -___- i ....cnt believe he actually tried it... the idjit.
Paige- Is... He going to live?
BlackStar- Of course he isn't! NEyhahahhahahhahah!
Jess *high pitched crying voice* KIIIIDDDDOOOO!! D': *ignores her broken arm -.- and leans over unconcious kid's bed* SAY SOMETHING!!!
Kid: .....m........y.....
Jess: m-my?!?! yes! go on!!! *thinks: maybe he'll say my name! :3 ♥*
Paige- Um...
BlackStar- He'll probably tell us how big I am!
Kid: *mumbles again* ..mm...r....
Jess: *happiness gone* wait? -.o Mr? OH DEAR GOD!! NOT AN AFFAIR!!! NOT WITH ANOTHER MAN!!!! *passes out* x.x
BlackStar- Shh, Kidd, don't tell them what we did last year.... They may freak out...
Paige- O.o what'd you do last year?
BlackStar- We stole peanuts out of a vending machine....
Paige- Wow, ME TO! *Thinking: Whew....*
Kid: S....e....t....y
Paige: my Mr. Sety? O.o
BlackStar- Kid, that's not how you say my name! It's 'Star' Not S...S...XCULABIER
Kid *Sits up aburptly* IT''S EXCALIBUR! > *Falls back in bed*
BlackStar: O.o well EXCUUUUUUUSE ME! > 3 >
Jess: *faintly sits up* has...he woke up yet....cuz i need to KILL HIM! >:'(
Kid: *mumbles but says clearly* Sym...met....ry! *takes giant gasp of air* SYMMETRY!
Jess: D': KIDDDDDDOOOOOO! :'D
BlackStar- >.> *jumps on Kid* Don't worry, my shining godly face willl bring you back to health in no time!!!!
Paige- O.o..... YES! It really works!
Jess: -.- *shoves them both away then says sweetly* K-Kiiiddo?
Kiddo: *smiles faintly8 yes?
Jess: > WHOS MR SETY!?!?!?!?! *slaps him*
Kid: D': wuuuuuuuuuuht?!
*Doctor walks in* Hello, my name is Mr. Sety, nice to met you.
Jess: *anger beyond recognition* .... *war cry* *destroys mr sety with things not to b said...* ^-^
Kid: i...i am lost... but...jess just murdered someone
~End~
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