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Yeah i havent us this in ages. anyways yeah if you guys want to know more about me look on myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/nonamegtg
 NoNameTheknight · Thu Feb 01, 2007 @ 05:47pm · 0 Comments |
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oh boy i am back from a week of fight and kill. i know got a new sword. now i dare some one to try and break in so i can us my new sword hahaha
NoNameTheknight · Tue Jun 28, 2005 @ 03:11am · 0 Comments |
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B Day((i know this is late )) |
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yeah my birthday sucks nuts.. i am 19 and still i feel alone. i know this is only the start of what lies a head of me but right now it looks grim and dark. oh well.. happy birthday to me. sigh.. well i hope you ppl have a better b day then i did
" to this is life. a path of many choose but to some only one has the light to there happeness... " something just something for you poeple to think about
NoNameTheknight · Wed Jun 01, 2005 @ 05:16am · 0 Comments |
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me! Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
NoNameTheknight · Thu May 12, 2005 @ 07:38am · 3 Comments |
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this is way you shouldnt smoke |
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heheh this is funny
this is the vid you should look at site at the bottom of this this
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001171.htmlsmoking bad lol
NoNameTheknight · Wed May 11, 2005 @ 06:05am · 0 Comments |
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oooh another fun thing wow i am on a row on find this stuff |
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid b***h was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...
NoNameTheknight · Wed May 11, 2005 @ 06:01am · 0 Comments |
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Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money............
NoNameTheknight · Mon May 09, 2005 @ 06:07pm · 0 Comments |
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