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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!

If you stand in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world!

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Are you a pirate? Because I want cho booty!

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

I Lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?