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im so bored ok heres a joke for u... ENJOY!!!



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>>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
> shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
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>>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
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>>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
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>>Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
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>>"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
> licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling
> down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the
> ice cream. Which one is married ?"
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>>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
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>>To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
> wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
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>>LITTLE TONY ON MATH
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>>Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
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>>"Why?" asks the father ?
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>>"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.
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>>"But that's right !" says his dad.
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>>"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
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>>"What's the f* ** *king difference ?" asks the father.
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>>"That's what I said !"
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>>LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
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>>Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
> learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
> multi-syllable word ?"
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>>TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."
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>>Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
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>>Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a b*****b."
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>>LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
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>>Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
> to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"
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>>The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
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> situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the
> word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
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>>Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you
> had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"
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>>LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
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>>One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
> hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
> twice.
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>>First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought
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> mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
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>>"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
>>Michael.
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>>"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
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>>She said, "Excellent, Michael !" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
> little TONY.
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>>"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
> pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f**king beautiful !'"
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