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what your pet cats really do... |
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dumb laws that my home state has made up in the past. |
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these r some weird stuff but they are very funny. anyways if you want me to do one for your hometown, commet me on this journal....
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. ( sucks for sasuke)
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars.
One may not receive a**l sex
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 194 cool
Lexington
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
yeah but don't call my state stupid, cause every single state and country has stupid laws like this.
 mizu kage 4 · Sat May 17, 2008 @ 06:34am · 1 Comments |
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cool interesting funny facts that r true. |
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-Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)
-If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (now there's something to visualize)
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
-On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday. (yuck!)
-Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. (now there's a diet)
-You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.(and people fear spider!)
-Righthanded people live, on average, nine years longer than lefthanded people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
-In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
-A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
-A normal person laughs five times in a day.
-A man says average 4850 words in 24 hours.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
-Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
-When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.
-There are more chickens than people in the world.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
-When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
mizu kage 4 · Thu May 15, 2008 @ 03:48am · 0 Comments |
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facts and tips for your everyday life. |
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yeah, yeah, not a poem, and not sad. but today i'm happy! so neh! anyways these are the things that me, ayume, and carman had came up with to tell you guys.
1) if it hurts, don't do it again! scream
2) When in doubt, duck. when certain, don't even bother, cause your already screwed. crying
3) don't juggle knives, cause you seen some dude do it on t.v.
4) When in doubt, run like hell and hope for results later. arrow
5) Don't bother correcting me, i know i'm wrong, i just don't want you to win. blaugh
6) FEAR THE POWER OF RANDOMNESS OF LOVE!!!*cough* ayume told me this one *cough*
7) Don't stare at Hidan.
cool you can't light fire works in a basement and not get caught. *cough* Dei *cough*
9) do your self a favor. don't poke a rabid dog in the nose.
10) hair is flammable...very flammable...
11) Don't play matches by in a house of sticks.
12) its not a good idea to kick a bee hive.
13) Don't poke a bug, you know will bite.
14) when life gives you lemons, don't throw them at people with guns.
15) stick and stones may break my bones, BUT OMJ! HE'S GOT A GUN!!! gonk eek gonk
16)When people that you don't even know you, hates you...you know your good. twisted
and don't worry when i get the chance, i'll put more onto this.
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No one is happy all of the time, but some people feel as if they can never find happiness. Some people feel as if their entire life is devoted to nothing but pain and hurt and loneliness. Every day is a struggle, and every breath a fight for survival. These people have a deep understanding of the word Depression.
mizu kage 4 · Mon May 12, 2008 @ 02:07am · 0 Comments |
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Some say I'm psycho,
some say I'm just weird.
It's like I'm a different person,
and the old me just disappeared.
I get really edgy,
I want to commit suicide real bad.
Then I get a headache,
followed by feeling sad.
but its not to late,
my friemds say,
and for that, i'll stay.
mizu kage 4 · Mon May 12, 2008 @ 01:49am · 0 Comments |
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as the days go by, so do lives,
as the sun goes down, so do all living things,
as one dies, another grows,
and as one grows, another dies,
life is a unique thing to behold,
life is worth more than riches.
life will be death, and death will be life.
mizu kage 4 · Mon May 12, 2008 @ 01:32am · 0 Comments |
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These feelings are strange,
I don't know why,
i feel as if i'm falling,
falling into nothing,
inot darkness,
mixed emotions inside,
will i come back?
or stay fading away,
away from everything,
i don't know why,
should i ignore it?
or fight it?
i feel so useless,
i don't know why,
my hopes feel lost,
lost in shadows,
not to come back,
i don't lnow why,
i have fewer dreams,
less energy,
what should i do?
i don't know why,
i just feel this way,
i'm burning inside,
heart and soul,
i don't know why,
will i ever be the same?
or will i be lost in this?
these feelings are strange,
i don't know why.
mizu kage 4 · Mon May 12, 2008 @ 01:15am · 0 Comments |
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