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The numbers are a little bit out of order, but I'll fix that someday when I'm not so lazy...

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1. Randomly Throw Bags Of Crap At Him

2. Buy A Bunch Of Sasuke Plushies Off E-bay Then Leave Them In His Bed

3. Put A Remote Controlled Hotdog In His Pants, And The Next Time He Walks Past Sakura Make The Hotdog Stand Out!

4. Tie Him Up, Strip Him Down To His Boxers And Leave Him On The Street, By Tomorrow Morning, He Should Be Ripped Into Shreds

5. Offer Him Beer Until He's Drunk Then Spend The Entire Night Ruining His Social Life!

6. Pretend You Want To Eat Him. Follow Him Around With Measuring Tape And Begin Measuring Him, Then Take Out A Cook Book And Pretend To Read It. The Next Day Start Sprinkling Him With Salt And Other Seasonings. The Next Day, Follow Him Around Wearing A Bib And Holding Forks And Knives And Whisper "One More Day..."

7. Repeatedly Ask Him Where His Parents Are

8. Nudge Him, Wink And Say "Going Commando Eh?"

9. Sign Him Up For The Circus!

10. Make A Very Detailed KO'd Fugaku Dummy And Leave It On His Doorstep

11. While He's Sleeping, Glue His Finger Up His Nose

12. Walk Up To Him And Say "I Can Pick You Up!" Then Attempt To Pick Him Up. Strain A Lot And Grunt Until Your Blue In The Face Then Give Up And Shout "Holy Crap Your A Fat Piggy!"

13. Make A Very Detailed KO'd Itachi Dummy Then Pay A 3-Year-Old to Drag It Past His House

14. Call Him "Big Pimp Daddy Sasu-Sama!"

15. Shove Constipated Gerbils Down His Boxers.

16. Try To Rip His Face Off, Then Say "Oh My God It's Not A Mask! You Really ARE That Ugly!"

15. Tell Him You're Itachi's wife

16. Constantly Pat His
Stomach And Ask "Looks Like That Baby's Gonna Be Coming Any Day Now! When's It Supposed To Be Due?"

17. While He's Sleeping, Plant Some Roses In His Yard!

18. Act Like You're Stalking Him! But Confront Him every 5 Minutes And Say "Did You Know I'm Stalking You?"

19. Mispronounce His Last Name As "Poochiha"

20. Every Time You See Him, Point At Him And Laugh Until You Pass Out

21. Read Him The Holy Bible, But Replace The Words "Jewish People/Jews/The Jews" With "Uchiha" (Sorry If I Offended Anyone...)

22. Sneak Up On Itachi One Night Then Knock Him Out, Tie Him Up And Lock Him In Your House. Then Tell Sasuke That His Brother Is At Your House. When Sasuke Asks To Have Him, Tell Him You'll Only Give Him Itachi If He Dresses Up As That Mailman Guy From "The Sound Of Music" And Do A Duet With You Featuring The Song "I Am Sixteen Going On Seventeen"

23. After He Agrees To Do The Duet With You, Tell Him Afterwards He Has To Do Another Duet, Only This Time He Must Dress Up As Ken And Sing "I'm a Barbie " With You

24. Tell Him That He Has To Do Just ONE More Duet. This Time He Must Dress Up As Jack Dawson And Act Out The Final Scene In Titanic Where The Ship Sinks, While You Sing "My Heart Will Go On"

25. Tell Him He Must Re-Do The "Barbie " Song In Hollywood, Only This Time It Must Be Sung In Dutch

26. Tape All The Duets He's Done With You And Post Them Online

27. Tell Him That, Unfortunately He Has To Do Another Duet With You. This Time He Must Dress Up As Zorro And Sing "I Want To Spend My Lifetime Loving You" With You From "The Mask Of Zorro"

28. After He's Done All This, And Asks For Itachi. Tell Him That, Unfortunately, Itachi Died Of Starvation Locked Up In Your House

29. Actually, Itachi Was Really Alive, You Were Lying. Let Itachi Free And Give Him Sasuke's Exact Coordinates...AFTER You Show Him All the Duets Sasuke Did With You

30. Comment On How Much His Uchiha Fan Resembles A , Inflated Tampon

31. Give Him SARS [That's the Avian Flu In case you didn't know...]

32. Make Him Cough In A Bottle Whiles He's Sick And Label It "To: Itachi From: Sasuke" Then Give It To Itachi

33. Screw Around With His Satellite / Receiver Until The Only Channel That Comes In Is PBS Kids

34. Spike His Water When He tries To Take A Sip

35. Walk Behind Him And Constantly Throw Balls Over His Head, Then Yell "Fetch!". Repeat Every 5-6 Minutes

36. Dress Up As A Policeman Then Walk Over To Him And Say "Shouldn't You Be On A Leash?"

37. Buy Him His Own Chihuahua!

38. Skip Around Him And Throw Flower Petals Everywhere And Sing "We Are The Champions!"

39. While He's Sleeping, Fill His House With Tomato's And Leave A Note On His Forehead That Reads "I Heard You Liked Tomato's So..."

TOP FIVE


40. Sign Him Up To Play The Part Of The Toddler In One Of The "Huggies" Commercials

42. Download The "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Song On Your iPod Then Tape It All Together So It Keeps Repeating The Same Song. Then Hide It In Sasuke's Underwear Drawer

43. On Valentines Day, Leave 3 Love Notes On His Door. The First One Reading "I Have Always Admired You! From: Haku" The 2nd One Reading "Even Though We Tried To Kill You, Don't Think That We Don't Love You! Love: Itachi and Kisame" And The 3rd Reading "Dear Sasuke: Please Wear Those Tight Leather Jeans Today. Love: Naruto"

44. Hot Glue Vampire Fangs To His Mouth Then Glue A Shirt On Him That Says "Careful: I Bite!"


And The Number 1 Way To Annoy Uchiha Sasuke...


45. Recreate Konoha To Look Like Teletubbie Land. Then Kick Everyone Out And Pay 4 Sasuke-Haters To Dress Up As Teletubbies. Wait Til He Wakes Up And Play Through A Never-ending Episode Of Teletubbies!


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