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>> >>>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell
>> >>>you whether
>> >>>you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
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>> >>>questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL
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>> >>> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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>> >>>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
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>> >>>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
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>> >>>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
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>> >>>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
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>> >>>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
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>> >>>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
>> >>>correctly, you
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>> >>>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles
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>> >>>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
>> >>>you not been
>> >>>listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
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>> >>>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>> >>>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
>> >>>preschoolers
>> >>>got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
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>> >>>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of
>> >>>a four-year-old.
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>> >>>Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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>> >>>PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel
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