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a ninja went down to Georgia, he was lookin for some gold to steal
He was in a bind, he was way behind, he was willin to make a kill
when he came across a young man strummin on a guitar and playin it hot
then the ninja jumped up on a hickory stump, said "Boy lemme tell ya what!
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a guitar player, too, and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you! Now you strum a pretty good guitar boy, but give the ninja his due, I bet a guitar of strife against your life cuz I think I'm better than you!"
the boy said "My name's Johny, and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, I'm the best there's ever been!"
Johny, turn up all your amps and play that guitar hard,
the ninja's loose in Georgia and the ninja deals the cards!
If you win, you get this vile guitar made of gold,
but if you lose, the ninja kills you sou--l!

(small interlude)

The ninja opened up his case and said “I’ll start this show, and lighting struck from his fingertips as the guitar
began to glow
and he pulled his finger across the strings and it made an evil HISS, and a band of monkeys joined in and it sounded something like this:

(musical interlude)

When the ninja finished Johny said, “Well yer pretty good old son, but sit down on that stump right there, and I’ll show you how it’s done!
follow the mountains, battle must be won!
Ninja’s from the house of the rising sun!
Chicken and the rooster havin some fun!
Granny does your dog bite, “Run child, run!”
And the ninja bowed in shame because he knew that he’d been beat,
and he layed that golden guitar on the ground at Johny’s feet.
Johny said “Just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once, you Kami, I’m the best there’s ever been!
He played,
Follow the mountains, battle must be won!
Ninja came came from the house of the risin’ sun!
Chicken and the rooster havin some ‘fun’!
Granny does your dog bite?
Run child, RUN!

(finishing interlude)