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ah, we're finally back.

re-cap

our criminal friend is flying to a mystery location, aboard thr "titanic chunk of granite III" (or somethin like that.) and the captain announced they were headed for a thunderstorm....

the criminal looked up and saw the 'fasten seatbelt' light had come on. "we will hit he thunderstorm in about 5 minutes." the captain announced cheerfuly. on the tv, the transformers movie raged on, (at this point, a shop was being held up by a bulldozer asking for muffins) but now, our friend had problems of his own. he glanced at the "thunderstorm countdown clock" that had appeared seemingly out of nowhere. it read "4:30 till you scream like a baby"

4minutes 29 seconds later......................................

the plane jolted, then did several backflips. in the aisles, pandomonium had broken out. people where flying around, bumping into each other. in-flight meals becamee even nastier looking when they soared around, coliding with people, luggage, trees, and bottles of coke.
people screamed like babies. babies screamed like people, and in-flight meals just flew around making a mess.

"we have now exited the thunderstorm, but one of our engines has been severily damaged...." the captain announced "but thats ok. we have 3 others, what could possibly go wrong? and besides, we have trained gremlins working on it as we speak."
now people began to sort through the mess coloecting luggage, etc.
all through the plane, conversations over stuff erupted. ("sir, can i have my baby back? what? it is jammed up your left nostril sir.'' )

the criminal sat back, contented now that the ordeal was over.

soon he would arrive at his destination. to be continued...