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To my Latinos and Latinas...
This is for my hispanic ppl on gaia, for yall non-hispanic ppl u won't understand it but just read it anywayz
WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS?
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing
it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
ARE YOU A LATINO? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE?
1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancl! eta. "
2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cuco"
3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just
talking.
4) If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night before your big
test
5) If you use your lips to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".
7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,
even
if it's a one bedroom apartment.
cool If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.
9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why
your
butt is getting bigger.
10) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a
person
is
shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"
11) If whenever you feel under the wea ther, you compulsively dab on
some "vapor rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
12) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even! though you've just
turned
t! hirty-two.
13) If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians, and
call
all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and you call the corner store
"the
chinito store".