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The Misadventures of Cujo-Chan
Ok, so my entries will probably all be one of 2 things: Parts of the novella I've been meditating on for about 3 years now but have only recently begun to actually write; or the weird, stupid things that happen to me everyday. (usually the latter)
Because the world would end if I ever had a normal day...
Ok, I have a serious bout of writer's block for my novella, but since I've decided to update my journal at least once a week, here's an artist's (mine) rendition of what I think Evi looks like:

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Cute, no?

To further tickle your fancy, I'll include a tale of interest from my school. Afterall, I plan on using my memories of my crazy little highschool to draw a manga.

So I'm sitting in my advanced environmental science class, listening to my teacher, Mr. N. give a riveting lecture on how humanity is doomed, when suddenly...

Mr. Neal: Hey! Look! A squirrel! Wow, I've never seen one come this close to the school before!

Everyone immediately looks. Abbie, who is maybe 4ft 2in, pips up: Mr. N, I can't see it! Where is it?

Austin, who is probably over 6 ft, says: I can see it just fine from here.

Mr. N: Really? Without getting up?

Austin: Yeah.

Abbie: BUT WHERE IS IT???

Mr. N: Don't worry about it. It's outside.

Austin: No. It's inside.

Abbie: OMG!!! It's inside now??? KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. N: No, it's not inside Abbie. It's behind the wall now.

Abbie gets on her desk to see if she can see it.

Austin: OMG! It's crawling all over Abbie's desk! Hey, where'd Abbie go, anyway?

Abbie: OMG!!! SHUT UP, AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream

Austin: Ooo... That frisky little rodent's angry now!

Mr. N: *chuckles*

Abbie: YOU DIE! scream

She ran towards him.

Have you ever seen a chihuahua attack a Great Dane? Well, neither have I. But I have a feeling it would go down like this: The chihuahua feels a bit angsty one day as its owner is walking it, and it comes across someone else walking their great dane. The great dane feels a bit curious about this rat that smells heavily of dog, and gives it a gentle tap with one of it's forepaws. Well, this sort of thing gets the chihuahua all riled up. And it growls. And the great dane gets all the more curious.

"Hmm," it thinks, "now this rat is growling at me. I didn't think rats could growl." The great dane sniffs it. The chihuahua just snaps. It lunges at great dane's face and bites it. It then crawls up the great dane's face and on to it's back, where it proceeds to scratch and bite and jump on it. The great dane, who barely feels more than a pin p***k, is slighty amused by its new friend's wild antics.

"What fun! It wants to play," thinks the great dane. However, as soon as it thinks this, the chihuahua bites down on its tail. That's when the great dane ceases to be amused. It brushes the chihuahua off and bats it away with one of its paws.

This is a bit what it looked like when Abbie attacked Austin. Eventually, when she realized that Austin was unfazed by her assault, she gave up.

Mr. N just laughed and said: Oh my god, Abbie, that right there was the highlight of my day... *sighs happily*






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Cujo-chan
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commentCommented on: Thu Nov 16, 2006 @ 04:39am
BTW, I forgot to mention that everytime Austin sees Abbie, he makes squirrel noises at her.

I thought we were seniors, not third graders. But whatever. I'm proud to say that I'm only in the second grade.


commentCommented on: Fri Nov 17, 2006 @ 04:44am
Hehe, you showed me this one, loves the Oreo plushie! surprised heart I miss that dog, Zoe is crazy and scary. sad



Azure Alex
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Cujo-chan
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commentCommented on: Fri Nov 17, 2006 @ 04:46am
Yeah, that she is, but she's adorable when she's in breadbox mode! heart


commentCommented on: Sat Nov 18, 2006 @ 05:54am
Zoe is like having a small, incredibly stinky troupe of clowns. xd



Azure Alex
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