1 ) Don't tease us. It may be fun for you, but it frusterates us.
2 ) If we say we're wrong, cherish that moment. It will probably never happen again.
3 ) Don't tell us about an ex, unless you want them killed.
4 ) We understand that Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are hott. But with that much money, who isn't?
5 ) If we make you cry about something we've said, please forgive us. We're idiots that way.
6 ) Don't tell us about having sex or doing things with other guys. It hurts more than you think.
7 ) We like sex. Get over it.
8 ) Never tell us about your period.
9 )We think with both heads. But more one than the other.
And lastly...
10 ) Never think we won't kiss you in front of our friends. We will, and we won't care what they think.
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Your petty arguments disgust me. In fact, everything about you disgusts me.
