The Swagget
Today I was walkin across campus trying to make my way over to pimp-daddy Swenson, when I saw the swagget makin his way cross the grounds. He was ******** a b***h is the a**, with her on all fours and s**t, using one hand to finger another chick that he was holding up using the upper half of his pinky’s fingernail, like a ******** sir. With the other hand he was steering his expensive sports car that had a mansion on top of it whistle levitating a bowl of wonton soup in front of him. Consecutively, another naked b***h inside the sports car spoon-fed the soup to him. I almost was vaporized by the unregulated amounts of swag radiating off this ********. I feel he is is a danger to the community, as he vaporizes everything that gets within 5 feet of him, with the sole exception being bitches that need ********. Truly a based God.
