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You don't know me
We never spoke
I don't discriminate
whether you're rich or broke

I have something
here for you
it could be green
or red or blue

You will want to know
who this is from
but just be happy
you've been gifted by anon!

Because anime is awesome~ &3

You've been gifted by the Phantom Gifter.
My identity must remain secret.
Please enjoy.

us ghosties like your creativity! Here's a little something to show our apperciation!

You've been gifted by the Phantom Gifter.
My identity must remain secret.
Please enjoy.

- II

I think you should use this in your costume
-AG

I've still seen you around on the very last days
And saw you contributing in many nice ways.
As a token of my gratitude I'll save you from your solitude.
My eyes so hollow and deep and black
My hands so cold, the love I wreck
Is lost but accept this gift of mine.

Yours sincerely,
The Horror of Christmas

Girl i am in love
I can see cupid's dove
your baby is so lovely
Pls never keep it lonely
Or I'll tie you by this gift
Will take you both home by lift

Lol that was a silly poem

My yellow rose will guide you.
My blue rose will protect you.
My black rose will defend you.
And lastly..
My red rose will love you (:

Belated Merry Christmas and advance Happy New Year

-Winter Prince

Stay in bed.
Dream for a day.
Scribble with a pen.
Let your talent go its way.
Unlock the door.
Meet those living nearby.
Journey on a plane.
Discover how to fly.
Dance on your own island.
Reach the stars with one hop.
When you enjoy what you are doing,
you should never have to stop.

~heliotrope

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm pleased that you're happy,
But will you share Valentines Day with me too? &3

-The Little Dove

As I walk to the castle
I saw many prince and princesses dancing
I still don't have any princess to dance with me
I walk to the fountain beside the castle alone
I'm still waiting for her.
Holding my red rose to give to my princess.
But now I realize..
That my princess could be...you

-Winter Prince

Mi alguien especial,
Durante mucho tiempo he querido decirte lo que cay�³ en el fondo, pero no puedo
Porque temo que me la espalda y que me rechazan a mÃ�Â&.
Entonces, Ã�Â&quÃ�Â& puedo hacer por usted este aÃ�Â&o, se enviarÃ�Â& mi amor en este pequeÃ�Â&o mensaje, y un pequeÃ�Â&o collar. Espero que disfruten de este collar, y saber que estÃ�Â&s en mi mente.
El corazÃ�³n Golpeado espaÃ�Â&ol &3
if you need a translation, look below
My special someone,
For long I have wished to tell you what I fell deep down inside, but I cannot
For I fear that you would turn me away and that you would reject me for me.
So what I can do for you this year, is send you my love in this little message, and a small necklace. I hope you enjoy this necklace, and know that you are on my mind.
The Heart Struck Spaniard&3

*A mirror appears in front of you, but instead of Lady Life, Lord Death or even Death the Kid appearing in it, a feminine shadowed figure appears instead. You can't see her facial features, but you can tell she has hip-length hair. And she definitely isn't a skinny stick, but who cares for appearances? This is the Storyteller.*

Storyteller: I'm in the same relationship, my girlfriend lives a few states away from me. *sad sigh, but it's alright, I love her still and we'll live together eventually heart * I suggest finding a movie you both like online and watch it, and I assume you use an instant messager to communicate, so you just say &Pause& or &Go& whenever you watch it together so you're watching the same parts at the same time. That's what my girlfriend and I do. I also suggest finding fun games online to play together. smile Perhaps draw pictures for eachother on MS Paint too?

Romantic Roleplaying with eachother could be special too. Write out a romantic atmosphere and just roleplay eachother. smile

Sadly this is all I can give you, but I do hope that helps some.

Have a gift.

Happy Valentine's Day from the Storyteller of an Anon Family,
Storyteller.

I like you. You have potential.

-Nic

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My delicate rose,
my delicate doll.
Please will you come,
to my masquerade ball?
Even if it is,
your last dance of all?

Please don't be like my other toys,
Please don't break.
Please keep dancing,
for mine and your sake.
Please break my curse,
please don't break.

Just dance until morning,
in my loving arms.
Please do this for me,
and break my charm.
Please be the one,
to survive till the dawn.

~The Shadow Prince

Meow!
A treat!
- Meow!

I will tell you what is wrong with me
I hope you will not weep
Happy dreams of murder are enchanting my nights sleep

Nothing wakes me late at night sedatives stopped all that
I wouldnt even wake up if you hit me with a bat
My dreams are filled with bloodshed the massacre wont stop
I cant restrain the pleasure i gain from spilling every drop

Ive killed the guys who've pissed me off every worthless sot
Killed Franks, and Jeffs, and many Bobs, and a guy whose name was Scott
My method is machine gun as they lined up in their cue
Perhaps they are all lawyers thinking 'm the next theyll sue

Maybe the media has trained me to be
Less sensitive to my fellows humanity
Or maybe i have inherited a relatives insanity

No matter what the truth is i chalk it up to fate
It's better to murder in your sleep than dream of a face you hate
Happy dreams of murder are giving me my good nights rest
Nightmares filled with violence excite my heart the best

Happy dreams of Murder are where my nights are mired
It's silly but i dream of killing when im truly tired

sincerely, The Chaos Crusader

P.S: On the last day of Christmas, when the grandfather clock struck midnight, my shards of glass revived and went back to me. Therefore, I was alive again until someone sabotaged one of them where it controlled all of me, so now I am no longer good and no longer a mirror but now taken over by evil and now a human being. I am no longer, the Antique Mirror, but the Chaos Crusader. There I hide in the shadows, escaping from the sun. So bright, so bright, IT'S TOO BRIGHT. IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MORE TO HANDLE ! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE ! !

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bUrN tHeM
wElL dOnE
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M.M.

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BENdrowned

Late one evening you're hiking through the woods.
Taking in the beauty of the full moon above you you hear an eerie howl.
You can't resist your curiosity to investigate such an odd cry.
Search all you like not a creature is to be found.
You do spot a gift though.
Just sitting there on the ground beside a very oddly placed flower bed.
You do a little more looking around.
Who could have left it there?
There aren't any foot prints left in the snow...
But you do see paw prints.
The only way to identify the item is by a tag attached to it.
Maybe you were meant to have it?

~WWotSS

Hello stranger...

I have stumbled across you,
Sorry for the bother...
But...why are you in a bath tub?
It's strange...but fascinating at the same time...
Does it make you feel secure?
Sorry for the pestering...
...
Oh, look at the time, I must continue...my wandering...
Have other people to...stumble upon, other people to meet...
Thank you for your time...

~Wandering Child...

Do you like fish a lot? Since you are a cat and all, but I see you like to take baths too. That's kinda weird for cats. But I'll still give you this fish! But not because I like you or anything! I-I just don't like fish is all! Here just take it!
-Tsundere

THERE ONCE WAS A CAT IN A TUB,
WHO WANTED TO... SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE,
THE DRAIN CAME OUT,
THE WATER ... WENT DOWN
AND ...

I'M A POET

-BLACK*STAR

Your avi is cute :3
Your just so huggable &3 I wouldn't mind sharing a fish with you some time. Be my valentine? &3 -L

Southern Dark Demon_

I arise to beseech my darling loves stolen, yes stolen by other, other anons. And now, now I will unfurl my triumph with my wings as I will seduce the gaians to adore only me. muhahahaha

You look divine, I could just eat you all up!

Valentines Day is full of paper hearts,
but my heart for you, my friend,
is full of feelings
more precious to me than gold,
as long lasting as diamonds.
mky heart for you, my friend
is filled with emotions strong as platinum,
and appreciation for you
worth more to me than any treasure.
my Valentine heart is yours,
my priceless friend.
Happy Valentines Day!
from the lurker

Now you could run, you could hide.
You could try to.
But I always have a way of finding you.
Your heart belongs to me this Valentine's Day.
-Repo Man.

Happy VALENTINE'S...Day...Kisshusgirl...Please ACCEPT THIS GIFT As A Token...Of My...Affection...

-Your Stalker Mannequin Doll

Just popping in to say I've been horribly forgotten amongst these lists you are all making. Almost breaks my Angelic heart. Almost. I don't do girls, but have a Happy Valentine's Day regardless.~

--&3 The Spicy Angel

of course not, you aren't selfish at all.
i understand, but i'll stay here, even though you may not want me, to keep you company.

The Reticent One.~

Sticks and stones may breaks my bones,
but whips and chains excite me
so throw me down and smack my a**
and show me that you like me.

-The Sweet lesbian girl

I cannot fill your heart with such gifts,
From the individuals you so desire.
But, may you feel light as a feather,
And the love your receive bring you higher.

Heart Mender

We've seen you around,
and we've wanted to let you know.
Granny gruesome doesn't like what your doing.
Your late again.
And you know what happens to those who are late.
We will lock you up,
throw away the key.
Change your ways,
or we will be waiting for you.

~Twisted Pelvis Twins

You wake up, noticing a pale face in front of you. Your eyes snap open, and you notice that the face is staring at you. "Don't be alarmed," says the face. The person is male, with wide eyes highlighted in black, with messy black hair. "I was asked to visit you, and share with you a gift. I can't tell you who it was, only that they knew you'd appreciate a gift from me." He hesitates a moment, then leans in, planting his lips upon yours for a brief moment. "By the way, you can call me L."

Please don't hurt me, I give you my heart.
Nothing will ever tear us apart.
Love is blind, it won't always be true.
But, I promise I'll never do anything to hurt you.
~ Potato Boobs

I know things have to be the way they are
yet my heart longs for more
You have touched my life in ways
it has never been touched before. ~ Hunter Casparis

Would you like some candy little girl?

-K

Most events do bring out spoiled brats, it's quite unfortunate I must say, but an undeniable truth. You have to deal with them to participate in any Gaia gift-giving event.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PEA-SIZED RUNT?!?!?!?!
Um sorry... here. Whatever. Don't mention it.

-Edward Elric

*squacks*
-Derrick the unhappy Parrot

Second time your late.
Granny doesn't like this.
She will have you few stew,
she may even want you grilled.
You better hurry up,
her comes Granny.


~ Twisted Pelvis Twins

In order to stop from being late,
you must be on time.
Don't upset Granny,
or you are Grime.
She seems rather pissy,
she must be on her period.
But we highly doubt that,
because she is rather ancient.

~ Twisted Pelvis Twins

Granny Gruesome is rather pissed,
She has even hissed.
Being late is the ultimate sin,
down to hell with you.
Granny doesn't like the fact you are late.
Might want to run,
she hasn't ate.

~ Twisted Pelvis Twins

Dearist Kisshugirl, I can't help but find myself watching you behind the glass of by office window. I watch you and wish to have you in my company. To dissect you and keep you indefinably in company. To sedate you with my love.

- The Surgeon

Granny would eat you,
she would slurp up your blood.
Better not be late,
I here her tummy growling.
Its already half past eight.
She needs her food,
so she can go poo.

~ Twisted Pelvis Twins

Why do you thank us?
For what have we done?
We've made so many want to run.
Its a sad thought really,
but we take pleasure in what we do.

I am finished with you. -MC

*pecks at self*
-Derrick the Unhappy Parrot

I can be loved and shoved.
I have a sensitive spot and I'm pretty much flat.
I have a hole in me.
My best friend is not always there and my neighborer is an A.

What am I?

You have us utterly confused,
we do not know this nonsense you sputter.
Granny Gruesome is rather irritated,
she tells us she will lock us away.
But before she does,
we would like to share some stories.

~ Twisted Pelvis Twins

Love Me.
-Carl

Do you know who I am?
I know who you are
I'm sitting here watching you from my car
Please don't get up
Just stay right there
I'll come up to touch your long hair
&/3

Poppies are red,
Tulips are blue.
Your best friend is dead
And soon you’ll be too.
Roses are black,
Carnations are pink.
You should watch your back;
I strike faster than you think.

~Cruel Fate

You are as soft as silk, as beautiful as a symphony, as lovely as a golden rose… and for you, I have this gift, from my heart to… oh hey, it's Carl. I wonder why he left his shop? Huh… He… looks angry.. And now he's running.. And..OH GOD. OH WHY, WHY. AHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN! THE ALL CONSUMING HORRIBLE PAIN! WHY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? OH GOD WHY ME, WHY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? *sob*

~Unfortunate Cupid

- Starfish

If...
pink is the new red,
orange is the new yellow
purple is the new blue
...
what about brown and green?
you racist, segregating brown and green
shame on you...
but have a happy v-day xD

Mon cheri, baby
Let us light a candlelight
Voulez-vous couche
'Cause it's cozy here tonight
Aha you're wearing Calvin Klein
And I am not a fool
There must be something in the wine
'Cause I think I love you

Kiss me here, and kiss me there
I wanna be your little teddybear
Kiss me here, and touch me there
Come on and show me that you really care

"They wanted to speak, but could not; tears stood in their eyes. They were both pale and thin; but those sick pale faces were bright with the dawn of a new future, of a full resurrection into a new life. They were renewed by love; the heart of each held infinite sources of life for the heart of the other." ~Fyodor Dostoevsky

May your heart still feel loved during these days -
But not only that, forever more I say.
I wish you to still receive many more from those you so hope for -
This kiss I place on your hand wishes for that and more.

Heart Mender

I love when you're oh so near,
Ever so close with out a fear,
Feel me breathing down your neck,
Just to keep your welling emotions in check,
Caress you, touch you, I'd do so,
Your most intimate thoughts I do know,
Please you, taste you, is what I'd do,
If you'd let me stay a night with you.

-Glasses wearing Succubus

-Silent through the wind-born Night
-I listen for the brassy call
-Of the hunting horn you bear
-Hoping that this will be the hour of your return
-From the voyage of your quest
-For the knowledge of your heart
-That you should finally notice my love for you...
-That was hidden for so long.

You have a little something on your head there...
Oh, that's right!
That's just where I broke that vase over your head to knock you unconscious.
...
You weren't supposed to hear that.

- Obscure Prince

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the world?

&3

~Romantic Stud

This Valentine's Day, I want to feast on your warm gibbets.

~Anonymous Chicken.

In the night sky,
The stars are bright.
Maybe sure you say goodbye,
You and your lover die tonight.
In this enormous hot flames,
You both will burn to ashes
Everyone will forget your names
After the suspect dashes.

~Cruel Fate

Don't ever not tell someone you like them. For you will always wonder the what ifs. I should know. I always wonder what if I told them. Would it be yes or no. I will never know and it will always hunt me. So please, don't be like me. Tell them, you will never know till you ask.
The regretful angel

hehehe hi

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

~The Masked stranger, Count Zarian

I see you while you're sleeping,
I know when you're awake,
I know if you've been bad or good,
But I'll kill you just in case.

...Now go get me some food.

-Ponzu the Cat

Cherish this, you lovely girl! &3

From where I hide,
I'll break position all for you.
To take a knife to the face,
or a Nut-Shot or two.

Hell, I'd even catch a Nuke just for you.

Signed the Camper

-Drawnon-

Anon's are not yet over c:
i have just start sending! C:
The Chariyet Await's you to my heart
It keeps on beating but if i ever meet you in gaia
I will say : would be my Valentine's

-Mystic anon-

I usually send my presents along to the most stylish and pleasing avitars I see - of which you are certainly qualified. But I also find myself sending to you because I hear on the wind you're a nice girl, and a person deserving of love. Take my thanks with my gift, and stay sweet and kind to those around you.

~Admirer of Style

I'll make you say my name...as you beg for mercy...through your tears and shame...from your lips will come...Candlejack...and I'll take you off your feet.

~Candlejack

Love your avi &3

I have a chocolate bar in my pants. Come here, pudding cup.
And take your undies off while you're at it.

-SENOR TOUCHMYBUTT

Oh my sweet little kitty kat.
How I long to hear you purr.
To have you in my lap and hold you close.
To stroke you and pet you.
To feel your fur.
You my precious little kitty kat.
Remember that.

~Red Satin

your heart is like a thousand birds singing one sweet song, like a lullaby it lulls me to sleep, asleep so far away where in your arms is where i long to be. i hope this little present convinces you how much i love you and and how much you mean to me, its not much but its from my heart which is where you will always stay.

Xerena_Xerinity

~Poems With Hiei~

I murdered a man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully

This special valentine has been brought to you by D T V, Television for Demons. We are absolutely not whoring this poem out with no prior consultation with Hiei in an attempt to recover audiences lost from Rhymes with Rando.

Remember: If it's not DTV, then it's 4Kids

~Hiei Has a Feeling Too Anon

I loved your trolling war&3 just made my night&3

If you ever died the world would be a sad place indeed.
happy vday!!!

Darling, shush.
Darling, don't be scared.
I just want to look,
Maybe a simple touch?
Darling, don't be scared.
Want me to loosen those chains?
Promise you won't run,
and I'll promise to make it hurt extra hard
when you're begging, crying for more.

--MixMix--

Roses are red.
Violates Are Blue
I have a Gun
Get in the Van

-Kawaii Desu Anon of monochrome

Greetings darlings.
From the shadows which I lurk.
I watch you from these shadows.
Your beauty is quiete stiriking.
I ccan't hlep but stare,
I know its rude,
But one cannnot help themselves.
When looking at you.
Please forgive me for my staring.
Your eyes are what strike me most.
They shine like the sun.
On a bright day.
So beautiful.

~The Rapist

DON'T LET CARL DO IT!

I wonder what kind of lover you are, do you scream when in deep pleasure, because I'd like to find out in my own special ways. Now if you don't mind- bend over. -Mr.ShoveIt

You and I go together like a horse and a shoe.
I gave you a kiss. You gave me the flu.
I gave you a rose while you picked your nose.
No, that's okay... I don't want your booger.
Would you like me to hand you a tissue, sugar?
Loving you is as good as it gets.
I love to stare at your great big
eyes.

- Non-poetic Poet

We've all had the thought from time to time.

"I feel like somebody is watching me."

We'll it's true my dear. It's you I see.

I'm grinning outside your bathroom window while watching you pee.

- Non-poetic Poet

Come on baby, don't ruin my fun.
If you don't want me to watch, then I promise I'm done.
How about instead I hop in your bed?

- Non-poetic Poet

Majestic Cat
You deserve better than a rat.
I hope you listen when I say
Happy Valentine's Day.
~Pure Snow~

To whom shall I dedicate myself entirely,
not just for Valentine's day,
but for eternity.
You! My love,
It is you I wholly give my heart to,
as innocent as a dove,
so perfect and true.

-The Count of MonteCristo-

You cannot see me,
but I can see you.
Come, my beloved,
into the darkness I await.
I will touch you,
feel you,
love you like no one else.
I will smother you with my passion,
my yearning for you like a burning flame;
an agonizing yet delicious thrill.

Love me now, just as I had loved YOU.

~A Whisper from the Dark

Singing a song for the lush and the green,
Singing a song for the upcoming spring;
As I sing out my joy my thoughts wandered to love,
For to me, you my Dear, are a gift from above.
-Quadrilateral Circle

I tried but I couldn’t think of any nice s**t to say.
Then again it would be a lie if I thought I’d mean any of it.
So here’s your stupid gift because you’re just not worth it!

Barbarian Lover

There you were, in my Garden of Eden,
deep in peaceful slumber.
Here was Life,
and here I was restored,
because of you, milady,
yes, because of you.
My dear, my dear,
even as I say this,
I feel it is not enough
for words do not do justice
for one such as you.
So I painted you a picture, as best as I could,
showing you my gratitude,
and my affection.
I love you, Kisshusgirl.

-The Count of MonteCristo-

My lady Elzabeth.

I have loved you from the moment I first saw you. A wild tempest raged on within me, and I knew I just HAD to have you.

Will you not you join me in the Afterlife? Without you, my soul will linger on and haunt the streets till it dies along with the age-old Earth. But with you, we will be in Paradise forever and ever. No more tears, no more pain. What is there not to love about the Afterlife?

~Spiritus lenis~

Beloved of mine,
O Beloved of mine,
My heart goes out to you still.
Kiss me! Be in my arms!
Hold me, Milady of Charms!
It is but the sweetest thrill.

Sadly to say,
to our dismay,
this event is close to an end.
Beloved of mine,
O Beloved of mine,
will my heart ever mend?

I will not appear
until next year,
this Fate we must abide.
Till then, O Beloved of mine,
shall I watch over you,
all the way from The Other Side.

-The Count of MonteCristo-

Perhaps you keep on passing me because of my transparency. I understand it but you see it's getting to be too much for me, to hide this aching pain. It's only slightly worse then a lump like some knot in a random body part. But don't you fret it-don't you dare, because this pain is mine to bare.

~The Estranged Professor

We've seen your thread,
and it makes us rather happy.
Its nice to know that you like us the best.

~ Twisted Pelvis Twins

Hey Babe,

Sorry about not showing up at the church. I had business to attend to. You understand. Don't worry about it.

I'll be coming home tonight, one of these days. Not sure which. Make sure to have a cold beer waiting for me.

Love, Nick Nolte

P.S. I hear some Disney kids have been hanging around. Tell them to get lost or I'll knock their **** blocks off.

Time on wearing green stuffs
Picking those shamrocks and clovers sure is fun!
Green roses falling from the sky
You saw me
Waiting for you
To celebrate St. Patrick's Day With you.

-Winter Prince

Scream for me
Fight against your bounds.
Let me see
The panic all around.

Let me watch your fear
See the pain in your eyes
Let me taste your tears
And see the light leave your eyes.

We are not finished,
Until I know you feel the pain.
Although I might diminish,
I'll come back to kill again.

But next time it is torture
And next time it is pain
Today is just good fortune
I feel like playing games.

~The Creeper

Kisshus, dear, please be my girl?
You're beauty's a rose, or a shining pearl.
I love your smile, your laugh is grand.
Please take my luck, to understand.
You're wonderful, in every way.
A lovely cat, I have to say.
And though St. Patrick's has ended so soon.
My luck to you is in full bloom.

~Silly Sender

That particular night was fun while it lasted but alas, it is time for you to take responsibility. I leave our love child in your care. Do not search for me for you will not find me :3

-waddles off-

~The Pervy Penguin

yay teeth

As you wait for the summer event to begin, you decide to pass the time with a little surfing. Going down to Gold Beach, you find a quiet area and cruise along the waves until evening.

While letting yourself air dry on the sands, you look up at the stars. A bright one catches your attention. You close your eyes, clasping your hands together as you make a wish.

Your sensitive ears catch the sound of footsteps above the waves and you turn. Coming towards you is a silver prince. He smiles warmly, his gentle grey eyes telling you he means no harm. Once he gets close enough, he stops and bows, placing a kiss upon your hand. &Forgive me for the intrusion. I saw something as beautiful as the stars among the waves.& He pulls away, &I couldn't resist seeing you up close.&

You feel something in your hand and look down, realizing he left a small gift in your hand. You look up to ask him about it, but all you find is stardust.


~The Starlight Prince

Cake is to lie... As Kisshusgirl is to idiot?
That's a perfect, uhm... analogy~!

~ A Tsundere Girl

H-hmph! Why would I care if it was mean or not? W-well, I don't!
I-it's not like I actually like you, or anything!

~ A Tsundere Girl

...Your lack of faith disturbs me.
Cake&Pie. ):&

~The Cake is Not a Lie~

heey 'lil kittie.
I hear you like pumpkin pie, well here's a treat for you!
have fun kitten.

<3 Team Ian&Rufus <3

Wear this.
Then take it off.
TAKE IT ALL OFF.

--Hold'n McCrotch.

Let me take your shattered Soul,
And give you something to hold.

For I am a master of the Art
Of mending your shattered Heart.

I have no one to mend own,
I am happy to mend yours even if I am weary to the bone.
~ Arron the Lythcol Mechanic

Joel's staring intensely at his phone, using his fingers to scroll down every once in a while when he needs to. Twitter has become almost an addiction for him, even if he doesn't post all the time, he's always just reading what people say. It's amusing in the least, even the teenybopper fans that piss him off.

&Joel,& he hears from the other room, his eyes not leaving the screen as he reads another comment. Was he that annoying when he was fifteen? Jesus.

&What?!& He yells back after a few seconds, waiting for another page to load in between.

&I'm cold.& This time the voice is whining and slightly muffled, making the older man roll his eyes. Sonny had come to stay over for a week, mostly because he had the tail-end of a cold and his last show wasn't far from Joel's house. It'd be a great time to visit, he decided, and showed up on his doorstep in multiple layers with a red nose and a cough. He'd barely left Joel's bed in the last two days but he was getting a lot better. Meowingtons didn't mind much, the smaller man let the cat cuddle up to him while he slept. Maybe Joel should tweet something...

As soon as he hit the box to type something in, arms were being wrapped around him and a soft weight was on his back. He sighed audibly. &What're you doing?&

&Cold,& was all he said, tightening his arms and nuzzled his face inbetween Joel's shoulderblades.

- Bren (the Skrillmau5 sprite)

well well well what have we here,
little duck little duck in the dark alone
little duck little duck in your quite home
is it just the softness of something scurrying
which has caused your worrying?
Then go and grab the kitchen knife
maybe it will save your live
funny funny as it seem
your nitemare is my dream
*laughter*

- Professor Evil Girlfriend

I Wish I Were Your Derivative
So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves

~ The Estranged Professor

Lovely and fair, like a soft tender kiss.
Kissusgirl, it's you that I miss.
I've met you before, quite long ago.
My love for you will only grow.
Sweeter than pie with a cherry on top.
I feel as though my heart might stop.
And though I might become evil, I fear.
My love for you is always near.

~Silly Sender

Gold means nothing to me.

You mean everything.

--Secret Lover

Hey, don't you think they should put me in this pie eating contest? I am the strongest, anyway!

-You look at the package she gave you, seeing a (9) written on it-

Well you said the anons are being evil,but i don't feel like going all nightmare moon on you so here's me ******** yo carrot.
~Lovingly and tolerantly yours. Twilight Anon Sparkles~

Hello~! I hope thee has winter spirit this year! I wish to get a cup of hot chocolate with you, but it seems that I am melting.
I will make it up to you, by buying your hot chocolate for you. Dont drink it all at once!
~The Summer Snowman~

i've love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed

i'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head

i wish that i could keep you in a precious chinese box

on sundays i would pray for you so it would never stop

i'd love to hear you laugh tonight, i'd love to hear you weep

i'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep

i'd love to soothe you with my voice and take your hand in mine

i'd love to take you past the stars and out the reach of time

i'd love to see inside your mind, to tear it all apart

to cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart

i'd love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds

i'd love to miss your pretty hair, i'd love to see you dead
~Bloody Butterfly

Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur,
Pretty kitty, hungry kitty, I got you a snack.
Enjoy it.

Or, keep it as a pet. Either way, it's yours.

Might I suggest you buy Cool Starter Fantasy Straps and the Cool Fantasy Starter Loincloth to match? I think you'd look positively wild.
Just a little advice from
~The Advisor.

Our love is based on secrets.
I saved your life, you know.
I am a keeper of justice,
You seem to know that though.

I know it's always scary,
Not knowing who I am.
But I'm still the same old person,
I still like bread and jam!

A hero is what I am.
A hero I'll always be.
I want to serve and protect.
I want to keep the people free.

A hero puts the people first.
A hero does his best.
I want to keep you safe.
I want to not care about the rest.

So please stay safe without me.
Please stay where you are.
I want to always be with you,
But I must love you from afar.

I hope you know I'm sorry.
I hope you know I care.
But a hero's duty calls.
I know it isn't fair.

If I don't make it back,
Please don't cry too long.
Remember that I love you,
And a hero's never truly gone.

-Hero

~~~Love Dobby~~~

mmmiiiiiya mmmmiiiiiyaahhhHH Merrrrr clic clic clic clic

At last Love arrives

In my heart

All my senses

Come to rise

I think

Love arrives

I feel happy

And my heart respond

My mind opens

Showing

what I want

At last

Love arrives

In my heart.

-The Doctor-

~He nuzzles close to you with a gift in his tail~
-The Creeper

Is this a neko?
You heard a deep kind voice and wondered who is it.
You turned your head to the right, and saw a tall figure next to you.
He has with short black hair and long bangs that covered over his left eye.
He was wearing a black suit with a tie and was standing next to you by your side.
You answered with nod and looked very excited to meet him.
Oh, how nice. I never seen one before up close, I think your the first neko I ever seen.
He showed a gentle smile at you.
I bet you would like a gift, wouldn't you?
You said yes, happily...and he gets out a gift that had been wrapped.
Here you go...
He gets your hand and flipped it over.
Enjoy your treat.
Then, placed your gift on your hand.
He smiled at you once more and patted your head.
You blushed and said thanks for the gift.
And he said one more thing to you.
Goodbye, Neko...
You said goodbye to him, also...and he walks away.

TIS I THE DREADED PANTS WIZARD

I HAVE COME ON MY QUEST TO BRING PANTS TO ALL

. . .

A SKIRT?

UNACCEPTABLE

ALL MUST WEAR PANTS.

*Waves my magic wand and pantsifies you*

#7: When I've captured my adversary and he says, &Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?& I'll say, &No.& and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say &No.&

(Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach.)

You wake up, dizzy and confused. You remember walking down the street when an explosion behind you pushes you forwards. Now you are surrounded by strange sour smelling fruit with someone yelling. You sit up and look around. You are surrounded by people who are speaking quickly wearing sigils that you aren't sure of, you are pretty sure you hear the word patrolman. As the crowd looks like they might descend on you a man in blue with brown hair walks up and helps you up. Pulling you away from the center of the crowd he hauls you a few streets away. You try to struggle free but his grip is almost like iron and you can't get free. &Heh.& he laughs as he finally swings you in front of him in an alley way. &ThatÃ&&&½&&½s the first time I ever saw someone make an entrance like that when they planeswalk. Planeswalk? you think. You are about to ask him when he smiles. &I don't have time to explain nor is this the place. My name is Jace Berelen, here take this.& he puts something in your hand then pulls his hood up. &Get used to the weirdness. Its going to keep coming. We'll meet later. That I am certain

Oh, hello kitty,
You remind me of a lot of my friends, with your rainbow and your sparkles, Its all very pretty. ^^
I read that earlier you had a problem with a rabbit and a carrot...? Well, normally bunnies can be so nice but I met a weird one who gave me three copies of this book, and well I don't need three copies, and I have really good friends already... It seems like you have friends too but maybe you could use it for a wobbly table?
Thank you for taking it off of my hands.
Fluttershy anon

Madame Mutter!
I like to eat Butter
We are, Thank the Lord,
Healthy and never bored.
Our trip is bright and sunny,
Though we haven't any money;
We enjoy the company we keep,
We are not sick, we do not weep.

Of course, the people I see
Have muck in their bellies, just like me,
But they will let it out with a whine,
either before or after they dine.
There's a lot of farting during the night,
And the farts resound with thunderous might.
Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts,
It smelled as sweet as honey tarts,
While it wasn't in the strongest of voice,
It still came on as a powerful noise.
We have now been here for over a week,
Shitting muck upon muck in a steady streak.
Herr Wendling has reason to be angry with me,
For I haven't written any of the quartetti;
But when I get back to the bridge o'er the Rhine,
I will travel homeward in one straight line,
And write the 4 quartets without any sass,
So he has no reason to call me an a**.

The Concerto I'll write him in Paris, it's fitting,
For there I can dash it off while I'm shitting,
To tell the truth, I'd rather go with these people here
Into the world both far and near,
Than with those music men I thought I knew,
When I think of them now, I feel so blue;
I may have to do it, but now it's a dread,
For Herr Weber's a** is better than Ramm's head.
Indeed, a small slice from the a** of Herr Weber
I prefer to the whole Wendling endeavour.
We don't insult God when we sit down and sh!t
Or if we eat muck, chewing off every bit,
We are all honest folk, birds of a feather,
And have summa summarum 8 eyes all together.
That's not counting the one on which we sit.
But now I'd better stop this Poesie of wit.
Just one more thing allow me to add
Monday coming, please don't be sad,
For I'll have the Honour of kissing your hands
Though before I see you, I'll sh!t in my pants.

Ooo, a penny!
PICK IT UP!
Come on you'll have good luck!

You won't?
Hmph...Oh, wait, what was that next line?

See a penny pick it up,
Then all day you'll have good luck!
That was it! Now pick it up.
No? Would you rather me have to be violent?
Didn't think so.

*As the penny is picked up it becomes a box.*

Told you to pick it up!

~ Lucky Penny

Hey! Look, I only have, like, a minute and then I gotta go rock out, 'kay?

Here's the deal: We composite monsters gotta stick together, right? So that's why I'm on Team Stein and it would be so totally rad if you were to give him some pies to eat. Feed him all the pies you possibly can. And none of that wimpy stuff either! I'm talkin' if it is movin', stuff it inside him! He can take it! He's Stein!

You do this for me, and I can get you backstage. What do you say? It's a win-win! We stitch siblings get some attention, you get to watch the most epic performance of your life!

Here, before I go, have some band merchandise! Catch ya later, 'kay?

XOXO,

Shelly

They said the hate, that had killed me, had created something evil.
Hate generates hate! Evil breeds evil!
I couldn't lash out in life...
but in death that hate, that evil was strong enough to bring me back.
Do you dare to call out my name?
To whisper it in the dark?

-Sweets for the sweet

Thank you,
my clever star,
for seeing,
thatRinaisouttogetmeandshewantsmedeadbecauseIstealherthunderallanonsdoandshe'sdecidedtotakeitoutonme.

I mean. I'm so sorry. How, How embarrassing.

My lovely lady, oh beautiful one,
how happy I am to have been caught by your eyes,
Who could be unhappy, when one such as thee as seen me?
Oh darling one, my wondrous lady,
Please accept this token and.

Huh? Why is there a van in the masquerade?!
Who are you? Wait, no, gah! Let me out of the van! LET ME OOOWWWWWW, OW, STO-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO, GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT, NO, PLEASE, STOP, AHHH, AHHH, NOT THE FEATHER, NO, PLEASE GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-Unfortunate Anon

For Tooth Fairy

thanks for standing up for me XD
I think I'm the only frequent gifter from heaven, but I'm sure there are others too.
- Anon From Heaven o 3 o

Merry Christmas! (I saw your post in the &One Item& forum and I felt like Doing a good deed! c: )

As tiny snowflakes dance across the evening sky, you work tirelessly with your loyal butler, preparing for the annual christmas ball. It is always a wonderful event and this year promises a greater turnout than ever before. Because of that, more tables, food, decorations, gifts, and everything else was needed as well as a way to make the ballroom still look stylish despite the extra additions. However, the both of you manage to finish it with time to spare.

As your butler goes to check on the desserts being prepped, you decide to test the music, turning it on just as a slow dance begins. Closing your eyes, you step into the center of the room, pretending to dance with an invisible partner as you get lost in the music. After a few moments, you realize the hand you pretend to feel in your own seems more tangible, and you can hear footsteps in sync with your own. Opening your eyes, you discover you are dancing with a silvery being, one who could have been a prince of the very stars in the sky.

At first you are surprised, but his gentle grey eyes and warm smile wash away any apprehension you might have had. He sweeps you across the floor, every turn, step, spin, and dip in perfect harmony with the music. You lets your eyes close once more, the sensation of flying filling your senses as the dance progresses.

As quickly as it begins, the song ends. You do not open your eyes right away, and feel him press a kiss to your forehead as well as set something in your hand. Opening your eyes, you look down. Sitting in you palm is a tiny gift which produces a soft glow.

You look up to ask him about it, but all you find is stardust.


~The Starlight Prince

From the window; I fell with great speed,
To the ground; I collided with a solid meet.
My bones, my body, my entire being laid broken,
My life fleeting,
My sight leaving.
My hearing stung with her cries from yonder window,
Her screams of dismay,
Her unreachable grasp trying for me,
Her heart breaking in my ears.
I could not look, I could not see,
The only thing I could do was feel Death above me.
It granted me no second chance, no available goodbye,
It could only wrap it's cloak around me and drain my supposed everlasting life force dry.

My Bride remained unmarried, as do I,
All I can do is sit here as my lingering phantom in the Chapel where we met,
and cry.
If you see my Eglantine, tell her I wait,
Tell her I wait in the Chapel called ''Haven's Gate''.


The Bride of Christmas Past

~~~
In the center of a snow-covered clearing, you come across a Christmas tree. It is small, but beautifully decorated with gold and silver pinecones, strings of cranberries and popcorn, and poinsettias of every color.
The ground surrounding the tree is covered in cloth with a red and green plaid pattern, but the cloth can barely be seen under a mountain of presents, each wrapped carefully and tied with a bow.
As you approach the tree, you see a small wooden sign standing in front of the tree. There is a message carefully penned on the sign:
&Greetings, Kisshusgirl!
Please take a gift. We don't have much, but we hope you find something you'll love!
Hey, wait a minute. You're a kitty! You should be here giving out gifts with us, not getting one!
Well...we'll let it slide this time, since it's Christmas.
-The Woodland Creatures&
You approach the tree, and take one of the gifts...
~~~

OoOh hooooly craaap-
my keys are in the caAar!
Tonight 's the night-
that I'll freeze out in the snow.

- Professor Evil Girlfriend

Oh dear and oh my.
Thanks for your kindness, especially around this season,
but I just wouldn't feel right accepting things right now.

Perhaps you can show your kindness, to
others who may need it now.
Keep the Spirit of Giving and cheer,
Merry Christmas!

-Valoe

Well if it isn't already that time of year
And I choose to sleep in today, oh dear...
Yet so much to do so to bring some joy
Can I possibly gift every girl and boy?

Holiday Cheer
~The Musician

It isn't the flowing ribbons,
draped and curled with extra care,
or the fine and fancy bows
tied with ornamental flair.

It isn't the label on the box,
the sum of money spent,
or anything that shows the length
to which you obviously went.

The beauty of a Christmas gift
cannot be seen at all.
For the loveliness of giving
is a feeling, grand and tall.

It's the genuine offer of love,
the yearning to make a connection,
a show of honest gratitude,
a display of sincere affection.

-The Lonely BronyElf

I'm The real Santa Claws. Be good or I will give you something to really cry about: A deep scratch to the face.

From Santa Claws.

Hello,
Fellow!
Share your dime,
It's Christmas time!
Give gifts to another member
Please, please do remember!
I'm here for all of you
Prove that you are here too!


Merry Christmas!

~Rina's Apprentice

How could you let that creature with you free from his cage? That creature will run amok! Take this! The Mysterious Gifting Ninja feels that this helpful leash will keep that Animal in line.

You went out walking on a chilly fall night. Winter was getting closer by the second. Suddenly, a crystallized liquid of water, or a snowflake, fell from the sky. Following it, thousands began joining in. It had now started to snow.

Taking a moment, you looked up into night sky and watched as they fell. A breeze of winter-like air blew across you. A chill had ran down your spine as you shook. Looking back ahead of you, you noticed a girl carrying a large red bag and a penguin by her side. She had red hair and green eyes. The girl's outfit was a festive Christmas outfit that mostly consisted of a candy cane theme.

'Hmm...,' you overheard her. 'I think we took a wrong turn again, Sven.' The penguin tapped the girls boot in excitement. 'Huh? What's wrong, boy?'

She glanced over at you. With a bright smile on her face, she began digging through her red bag. Seconds of searching, the red haired girl turned up with a green box with a red wrapping bow on top. She rushed over towards you, excitement taking over her face. The mysterious female stopped in front of you and held the gift out.

'For you,' she said, trying to catch her breath. You accepted the gift from the girl. 'Merry Christmas!' With that said, she hurried back over to her loyal penguin, grabbing the bag along the way, and made their way to the next person.

A little confused, you looked down at the box you had just accepted from a total stranger. There was a tag attached to the bow. 'I hope you enjoy the rest of the year. Merry Christmas! ~Little Christmas Girl and Sven~'

~Quickman

While you were walking along the sidewalk, you heard a warm, deep voice.
Hello, have we met before...?
You saw very tall and slender man is standing face to face to you.
He is dressed in a black winter coat
, a blue scarf covered his neck, and black trousers with black boots on.
He has short black hair, and long bangs that covered his left eye.
You answered yes and with a nod.
I thought so, I remembered quite a few faces.
Have you been a good kitty this year?
He questioned and lowered his head to your eye level.
You hopped very energetically and shouted yes.
He laughed gently and smiled kindly to you.
I know are have been good. Now hold still on...
He chuckled.
I wanted to give you something.
You stopped hopping and looked at him with curious eyes.
Here you go, a treat for you...
He placed a wrapped gift with a red bow on top on your paw.
He smiled at you one last time.
Happy holidays, my dear kitty.
He patted your head and said goodbye.
We may meet again...
He walked away, and disappeared.

~ Hatori Sohma

I'm not the romanticist but I'll give it a go just for you.
I'm not the richest but I'll pretend I am so you don't worry.
I'm not a good singer but I'll always sing for you even if it does make the glass break.
And when the glass breaks I'll shield you, for it is only glass.
Christmas is my least favorite holiday because I have to leave you to find that perfect present.
I hope this will do, I apologize for not getting you anything I couldn't find the perfect gift for my girl.

~ Owen the sweet