No, this isn't an entry about suicide. Stfu. xD
So, whenever I'm sleepless, I start thinking to myself, about anything. I guess it's to make me fall asleep, I don't know. Anyways...I'm tired...I want to sleep...time to actually type my thoughts xP Don't be surprised at how violent I am when I'm like this.
Warning: These thoughts are actually what I'm thinking. I'm having these thoughts as I type. These thoughts are EVERYWHERE, SON.
Dear. Fricken. Lord. I just want to sleep. I literally hate this. I want to beat people up senselessly with a STICK. No...a Twig. Yeah. Twig. As for background music, lets put Indiana Jones' heroic music there, to make it seem like I'm doing a heroic act of justice...ness.
Speaking about justice, I'm still waiting for Batman to beat up Robin for being Robin. I mean...come on. He's just wearing UNDERWEAR. And stop taking off your clothes as if you're effing Superman. Stahp.
Going back to beating people up with a twig...I want to just...slap them upside the head with a screaming baby, and just tell them, "SEE. SEE HOW I FEEL WHEN YOU DON'T TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR SPAWN. JEEBUS."
Dude, my kids...they'll be my minions. Oh my God. Then again, I don't really want to do "it". It scares me, really. I actually don't like that .-. Holy fuck I'm cold. Where the hell am I at? Mother effing Greenland? GAH. I'm tireeeeed. MEH. MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH.
MOTHER OF FAWK. FAWK.
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Here's the thing about sayin' FIRETRUCK. It starts with F and it ends in UCK, so whenever you are ever in trouble or outta luck, you never have to exclaim, "OH FUCK."
Dear lord I love Smosh.
ejfcnjvbjfdvbwbn
kfdnejvbwjbv
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now you know my abc's, next time won't you sing
with
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and Tupac
cause ya'know
he's a hologram now
yep
A hologram
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Oh screw you I'm going to try to sleep dis shyt
Metallic Weasel Community Member 
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