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[Put an * to each one that applies to you:]
*I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
*I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
*I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
*I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
*I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
*I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all.
*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
*I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
*I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
*I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
*I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small p***s.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
*I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
*I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.
*I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.
*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
*I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
*I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
*I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
Stereotypes. Who needs them?
 Merveilleux Desastre · Thu Apr 12, 2012 @ 06:05am · 0 Comments |
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