'a boy walks up to his dad after getting home from school and says, 'dad, i need to write a paper on the difference between potentiality and actuality. can you help me?' the dad nods and says, 'sure. to start with, go ask your mother if she would sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.' the boy nods and goes to ask his mother.
'yes,' his mother says, 'i'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.'
the boy returns to his father and says, 'mom said she would.'
the dad then tells him to go ask his sister.
'for a million dollars, sure; i'd sleep with the mailman.'
the boy returns to his father a third time, and is told to ask his brother the same question.
his brother responds, 'of course i would.'
when the boy talks to his father this time, the man says,
'see, in potentiality, we're sitting on a million dollars.
in actuality, we have two whores and a f*****t.'
this was quite possibly the greatest thing to have happened yesterday.
and.. ********, what else was there? :C oh! my friend Devin and i walked weirdly to the bus. it was entertaining and made me smilee. also.. i suppose it'll come to me later. i know i had a bunch of stuff to talk about last night, but didn't get the time to do an entry 'cause i needed sleepp. (and still do, sorta, but that's beside the point.) and have i mentioned that recently i've been obsessed with Daft Punk? c; dunno where it came from, or why, but for some reason all week they've been all i've listened to.
these ******** cats ohmygodd. >C
LOL THIS MYSTERY DUMDUM IS BLUE
THE FLAVOR THEREFORE MUST BE CHERRY
 pavonia · Sat Jan 28, 2012 @ 12:38am · 0 Comments |
