So today America was always standing in the shade, never coming out into the sunlight. Eventually we dragged his a** out into it and he started to ******** SPARKLE.
Apparently, he was taking a shower that morning and the only soap left was something called "Radiance Ribbons". While it sounded girly, it was the only thing left so he used it. He walked out of his house and found out what those radiance ribbons were.
Poor guy will never regain his manliness now.
In other news, rabid Twilight fangirls have been trying to attack him all day.
 DulledShining · Sun Oct 16, 2011 @ 10:23pm · 0 Comments |
