Are you the one?
Are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Baby I want it in my dumpster, yeah
All these Chinese men be texting me
"What's happening, slick?"
Then I throw up in my towel perfect shellfish
I ate extra Cheerios, ho!
And them Spanish guys raided my domicile
All they wanted was to try to choke my dog
But I'm feeling fine
I'm on bottle 99
I hate Gumby more than you!
Tonight I'm leaving
Though I'm bleeding
Now you know me as Dirty Spaceman, yeah
Tonight I'm leaving
Got that spaceman head and
Now I'm leaving (now I'm leaving)
Angel Mouth ate my Jedi Jello
Now she feels the burn (now she feels the burn)
And I'm feeling extra angry
I-I-I I'm the Dirty Spaceman
(Yeah, yeah, sometimes I'm pretty)
I bought a leopard
Kept it freestyle
Now all these teenage chickenheads call me all night
One that looked like Brundlefly said to me,
"Can you leave your wrinkled willie glue inside my ocean, please?"
But I didn't cuz her booty flat, flat, flat
Yeah, I'm a genius trust me it was fully sad
I said "get a whiff of you, you need a a** shroud"
Tuesday night I did it with no hands.
Tonight I'm leaving
Though I'm bleeding
Now you know me as Dirty Spaceman, yeah
Tonight I'm leaving
Got that spaceman head and
Now I'm leaving (now I'm leaving)
Angel Mouth ate my Jedi Jello
Now she feels the burn (now she feels the burn)
And I'm feeling extra angry
I-I-I I'm the Dirty Spaceman
That chick let my frog out
And I mean it hopped and it hopped
Out in space
Adrian's gone, gone
Tie dye Einstein takes stop signs
They tried to turn our summer plastic
Let me see you wander to my house
I'd love to eat a bag of children
Cook 'em "over easy" on a Monday
I can tell I'm beginning to like Alejandro
He's brave and dapper and not drunk
And I loved his junk in high school
He's like a big Swiss hand rapist
He stained my shirt
Took forever to get that ghost out my house
You stupid poltergeist!
Then I jumped in my car
Got my pennies in a jar
Hit McDonalds and got a hamburger!
Seed money for the re-animator
So I decided not to put those Bacos on my yam
I put them on my chili
Me and my crew we love ping-pong and paintball all night
All night, in the morning we can't stop
Till they think I'm a pink bunny
River deep, mountain high
Shave my pubes, got that fever flowing up
Shawty, tell me, holla
Yeah every grandma oughta freak when they see me
And my brown one-eye
Tonight I'm leaving
Though I'm bleeding
Now you know me as Dirty Spaceman, yeah
Tonight I'm leaving
Got that spaceman head and
Now I'm leaving (now I'm leaving)
Angel Mouth ate my Jedi Jello
Now she feels the burn (now she feels the burn)
And I'm feeling extra angry
I-I-I I'm the Dirty Spaceman
Lucy got a secret show cat