Dear Ke$ha, you are not the person I originally meant this letter for, but I'd like to point out, that I do not know what an 808 drum is. Also, I thought McJagger was ugly as sin, so, the fact of the matter is, I would kick them to the curb if they even relatively looked like him. Not that it matters because I'm engaged. That’s all my complaints for this evening. Thank you for you time.
Wait, JK, I must apologize to you for mispronouncing your name so much. I'm sure I'm not the only one who does it. Considering no one actually knows how to pronounce the dollar sign. So forgive me for calling you Keisha, when its actually Kesha . So sorry you can't spell. Or even logically think about if you put a dollar sign in your name, it will be mispronounced. That is all. Once again, thank you.
Oops, JK again, if you see Brittany’s little sister out there in celebrity land, you know the one that had a baby? Yeah ask what she named it, I forgot to care that she was having one when the birth rate in teens spiked because we're the sex generation. You guys your all thinking that was for the hippies, and Noooo that was the social drug era. We're the whores. Thank you general America. And Ke$ha, and Brittany's little sister. And Brittany for making my life entertaining.
I think that’s it. Possibly. I have no idea. Who was I originally writing too? Oh yes, Elena. I do miss my Lena-boo. Actually, Now I'm probably going to call you because my house is making weird noises and you know how I hate that. Also, I'd like to pick on Justin Bieber in this blog. Not now though. Soon
Wait, Ke$ha, if you see lady gaga around, tell her to stop messing around with Beyonce' the music is just too different to be singing together. Why does Gaga wear those clothes? she doesn't have boobs, or anything so what is the point of dressing like that? I mean you look good kid, but come on.
And Mr. Kanye West. Stealing Taylor Swifts spotlight. I would have smacked you right upside your head. What mama didn't teach you manners? Gee, you'd think with all the free publicity the two of you, no to mention poor Beyonce, you could afford to pay people to talk for you.
But while were on the Taylor Swift topic, Why are all the boys names in all your songs different? Isn't Steven from hey Steven going to find out about Drew form tear drops on my guitar? That would scare me. Boys, Boys, Boys.
That just reminded me of the Girls,Girls,Girls (No I'm not making fun of Justin yet.) album from motley. Where they hell did they go? Bring back Sixx man! I guess he has Sixx AM but its just not the same. Oh Nikki Sixx. The man has a pretty face. And Sweet Tattoos and an Awesome girlfriend. Everybody clap for Kat Von D for not only being such a badass in everything she does, but for landing one of the hottest rock stars of his time. Congrtulations to them both for being awesome.
Or did they break up? I never keep up with these things. I just hear about it in the halls the next day when all the high class preps are all talking about it. Oohh! Guess She's pregnant. Oopp They did break up. Its some dude named Orbi. WTF? What is this non sense Kat! He's Nikki Freakin Sixx! Oh my god and look at this dude! WHATTTT??? I have to say I'm disappointed. This guy... Oh Kat... He's blonde. Who is this dude? I don't care enough.
You have to love quick internet searches. I found out all that in like 20 seconds. Yeah, I invaded the privacy of three people in 20 seconds. The internet is awesome. Celebrities are way too over watched. I could have gone with out knowing that they broke up. I might even be too sad to make fun of the 6th member of the backstreet boys. Everybody welcomed Justin to the group. So which backstreet boy is gay?
If you didn't catch the video reference you need to take a visit to youtube ville and look up which backstreet boy is gay. I think I'm done for tonight. Not because I ran out of things to say, Because the only name I'm positive I spelled right is Nikki Sixx.
By the way man, Your book was great. Loved every word. Very inspirational. Helped me kick all of my nasty little habits. Except for maybe Ke$ha's love drug over here. Had to be said. But anyway. Awesome. Loved it. I'm sure you helped other little kids just like me. So thank you.
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