Yes mom. Its my fault your six month marraige is failing. Next time you go to vagas and try to elope, I'll be sure to stop you from making possibly the worst dection in your 32 year old life. So sorry I am the root of all the issues in your dramatic life. Golly gee what ever is the matter with me.
Rosie just got back from her last check up. She said that I can stop forcing that gross smelling crap in her mouth. Which is cool because not only does the stuff smell like crap, the dogs mouth, also does not smell very nice. Very unpleasent. So thank you god its over.
Do want soup. Very sick at this point in time. I feel like I need some food in my life. Nah too lazy. Not walking the four feet to the frige. Just not happening today. Maybe Raven will come make me a turkey burger. She always comes to take care of my lazy a**.
Going to be pretty sad when I have to move. Idk where yet so gonna have to tell everyone whats going on all over again. See, this is why I don't bother learning my adress. I only live somewhere for six months at a time so there is really no point in commiting something to memory if its just going to change. I might as well just not unpack my stuff.
I am quite happy they moved my stuff downstairs though. It would have been a** moving that dresser down those crap a** stairs. Maybe after we move out, I can finily get someone to help me save the pigs. Their getting really big you know. None of my friends wants to help. But why would they? I guess I naturally attract vicious people.
Who knows. I hope it won't be hard to find a place that allows dogs. I will not be giving Rosie back. I've invested too many favors in that dog. I'm gonna have to do alot of modeling to pay all this back. Not gonna be too happy when I get paid and I have to give it all away.
I guess I only started typing because I have nothing better to do. On that note, I just got hungry enough to walk. Good bye.
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