France: Hey, Roma, wanna try an Australian Kiss?
Spain: *stiffens*
Me: What's that? Some kinda candy?
France: *raep face* No, it's like a French Kiss, but "Down Under".
Me: ??? Under what?
France: You know... DOWN. UNDER. *raep face gets bigger and Spain shoots him a warning glance*
Me: Under what? Your foot? Cause I'm not kissing your feet.
France: *facepalms* How the hell do you hang around our group and still manage to stay so innocent, Romano?!
Me: Huh? What the hell are you going on about, b*****d?*tilts head and licks her ice-cream cone*
Spain: *hugs me from behind, nuzzling my head* I love that most about her, Francey-pants~!
France: ... She might try an Australian Kiss with you, Spain.
Me: *looks up at Spain, some ice-cream stuck to the corner of my mouth*
Spain: *glares* No.
France: Eep! I was kidding, don't kill me! *runs* Prussia!!! Spain's going into murder mode, hide me, please!!!
Me: He's being weirder than usual today.
Spain: *sighs* Yes. Yes he is. Can I have some of your ice-cream, please?
Me: Hell no!
Spain: *whines* Why noooot~?
Me: B-because! *fidgets* It's... An indirect kiss... -/////-
Spain: *blinks then laughs, bending down to eat some* I'll take it~
Me: >/////< PERVERT! *stomps on his foot and stalks off*
Spain: *yelps and tries to run after me* Romaaaaa~ Come back; I'm sorry! Lo siento, no me odian, por favor!
Me: Shut up! I don't hate you, dammit, you just piss me off! *groans* Fine, you can have the rest of it.
Spain: B-but... I wanna share it with you~
Me: ... *sighs* Fine... But don't get used to this, b*****d!
Spain: Yay~ *kisses my cheek* Gracias, mi querida~
Me: Shut up and eat.
 DulledShining · Sun Feb 20, 2011 @ 12:11am · 0 Comments |
