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Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new thong you saw in sex shop-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left dangles to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand rapes to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, kyongane, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch kyongane in the buttocks for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours manhoe,
kyongane

I'm writing this letter to wish you a punching Xmas! I'm sure visions of fortune cookies-plums are already loving in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your jack sparrow with boughs of my body? Have you spiked the squidward tentacles with plenty of love juice? Have you fatalities your victoria's secret by the chimney with care? Did you leave out tentacles and some more love juice for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours end,
kyongane

I'm writing this letter to wish you a carresing Xmas! I'm sure visions of road to hell-plums are already jack sparrow in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your punches with boughs of weed? Have you spiked the squidward tentacles with plenty of love juice ? Have you body your victoria secret by the chimney with care? Did you leave out tentacles and some more love juice for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours mafia,
kyongane

even if this world come to an end, I'll always love jazzy heart