Don't dance on a volcano. ~ Unknown
Wealth Flow From Energy and Ideas ~ William Feather
Do not seek storms. They will find you. ~ Sterling G. Ellsworth
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh ~ Proverb
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble ~ Proverb
Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never mended well. ~ Benjamin Franklin
Let's goose that sleeping dragon! ~ Famous Last Words
Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the Phoenix. ~ Christina Baldwin
If a tree dies, plant another in its place. ~ Linnaeus
I was once stalked by a treant... He just wouldn't leaf. ~ Unknown (-__- This guy's lucky he's unknown...)
Half-truths are like half a brick... They can be thrown farther. ~ Hyman George Rickover
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~ Steven Wright
Those who believe in ghosts always see them. ~ Charles V. Roman
The most beautiful fig may contain a worm. ~ Proverb
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. ~ Steven Wright
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot. ~ Steven Wright
At least,lightning never strike twice ~ Famous Last Words
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth, then. ~ John Bacon
A fight to the death with a vampire has a few inherent problems... ~ Unknown
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, then how come his hair is always so neatly combed? ~ Steven Wright
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol. ~ Unknown
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~ Winston Churchill
Whenever I get the energy to do exercises, I sit down until it passes. ~ Unknown
Am I seeing things or is that a dragon? ~ Famous last words
 DulledShining · Sun Nov 21, 2010 @ 08:24pm · 0 Comments |
