>9 WORDS WOMEN USE
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>(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
>are right and you need to shut up.
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>(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
>hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
>five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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>(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
>something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
>nothing usually end in fine.
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>(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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>(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
>statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
>you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
>here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the
>meaning of nothing.)
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>(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
>women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
>and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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>(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
>Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is
>true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she
>is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... That
>will bring on a 'whatever').
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>(icon_cool.gif Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F... YOU!
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>(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
>meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
>times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
>asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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