Boredom and Lonliness
Yes, I'm bored. Yes, I'm lonely. Will I do anything about either of them? Well, I intend to go play video games until my brains dissolve into a bloody puddle, atleast to solve my boredom. I intend to drag on my lonliness though, for quite a while. Come on, we all know it to be true. Relationships cause nothing more than migranes and heartbreak. Think about it, if you've been in a relationship and it didn't it work out, didn't the aftermath well... suck? And didn't you beat your head into a wall trying to think of how you could've made it better, what you could've done right? If not, YOU'RE THE FRICKIN' REASON IT FAILED!!! See how it works? Love will eventually die, dragging the rest of us along with it. Pleasant thought, ain't it? Maybe it's just me. Maybe I expect too much from girls, and I should just get over myself. Nah, I mean come on. How much is asking a girl to be loyal and drug free and smell good once in a while. Past that it depends on who you are. Wait, why am I telling you worms this? None of you are worthless enough! Or are you? ...No, you guys are definitely worth more than the average lollipop that's been stuck to the bottom of a bus seat recently gnawed to a nub by a horribly obese *****. No one so worthless they could lower themselves to go out with me. And yes, I hate myself constantly.
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