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Well.. are you ready for the first entry in the "JOURNAL OF JOE" !?
well id freakin hope so , so if your not ready for this mass of intense action i suggest you immediately switch to a new page or look away or something... well anyways, i guess ill start with details about my day!
Since my day basically jus started theres not much to day, but whatever , i didnt sleep at all last night because i got somewhere around 20 hours of sleep yesturday .. so im running on a mix of sheer willpower and coffee right now! HOPEFULLY i will be getting a vacation from this cursed area in which i live in and take a trip to quebec for a couple weeks! should be a magical adventure filled with happiness and all that other stuff .. so , what i had for breakfast today was not really normal .. well , i dont usually have breakfast anyways so even if it was what you consider " normal" its not normal for me! well first , i finished off my amazingly delicious CHOCLATE CHEESECAKE ICE CREAM! and all its choclatety cheesecakish swirly brown and some sort of creamish colourd goodness!! theeenn i grabbed this chicken wraped in bacon burger lookin thing , munched it down .. and then.. get ready for this , it is the most intense and wonderful thing you could ever see in your life ... I MADE MAHSELF A BEAUTIFUL, DELICIOUS, FRESH CUP O' SUGERY COFFEE!! and i enjoyed it very much indeed. so then i wrote a poem on here ( which i really hope you check out and comment n rate might i add!) tis my second poem ive posted on gaia and SWEET MOTHER LICKIN MONKEYS i just got hiccups and they wont go away no matter how long i hold my breath.. brb i need water or peanut butter or somethin... alright im back , AGHH! these people that live up stairs from me need a quieter vacuum! it sounds like a swarm of monstroud annoying moskitos.. mosquitos.. wait.. one sec i gotta look up how to spell mostqui.. whatever , brb .. alright nvm i changed my mind , ima jus call em skeeters , so while those noisy pricks are suckin up cats with their skeeter vacuum ima continue on with my journal. so not long ago, and not in a galaxy far far away , i decided i would venture into the great world of gaia towns! but then i went all ape %@#$ because i came to relized that NOT ONLY could i not see me avi but ALSO! i could not move/talk/see my directory/any other thing i could possibly do.. i was quite furious and filled with dissapointment. i thought " could it be a server issue? maybe my computer just sucks balls? OR! maybe some magical alien monkey lookin dude on a planet called Mojopulus 27 somehow stole my avi an controls in towns somehow ... or maybe its all three? who knows.. i dont , i jus wanna meet some new friends! but as they say .. $%#$ happens and life goes on. ... but i would really enjoy it if i could use towns , OR talk in Zomg because for some reason its not letting me do that either. but anyways i guess im going to conclude my VERY FIRST SUPER ULTRA AMAZING JOURNAL ENTRY IN THE BOOK OF JOE/JOURNAL OF JOE/The life and times of Joe Pipes/ whatever the sweet flippin cows you wanna call it .. with a quote of the day .. or quote of the journal of joe because im not gonna be makin one of these every single .. so im going to call it .. yes thats right .. THE QUOTE OF JOE! its got a nice lil ring to it ! well at least i think so .. sooooo.. here it is .. the..
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Quote Of Joe
Be yourself no matter what aybody else says, if they dont like the way you act or the music you listen to ect .. they can go .. as they say .. blow a goat
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And now my friends, i conclude this epic first entry of the journal of joe with that. remember children, dont be silly , wrap yo willy!