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Walter: Rolled outta bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my a** over
Jeff: Never heard it put quite that way before
Walter: Oh it even has a sound. It goes “nag, nag, nag nag, nag, nag, nag, nag b***h b***h b***h

Walter: You know what oral sex for us is?
Jeff: What?
Walter: she screams ‘screw you’ and I yell ‘bite me’


So small- Carrie Underwood
Dulaman- Celtic Women
For the Longest time- Billy Joel

"It's impossible." said pride.
"It's risky." said experience.
"It's pointless." said reason.
"Give it a try." whispered the heart.